Alice @alices

Priest; with a penchant for window seats, reluctant running and enthusiastic eating. You’d be amazed at how many photos of my cats I don’t post.

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Goodbye 👋🏻 and thanks for all the snow, America. I’m exhausted by all the fun. We should do it again sometime. #westvirginiabestvirginia
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Goodbye 👋🏻 and thanks for all the snow, America. I’m exhausted by all the fun. We should do it again sometime. #westvirginiabestvirginia

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Happy New Year! 🕺🏼🎉🇺🇸
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Happy New Year! 🕺🏼🎉🇺🇸

“I’m not going to become a cat lady.” *Literally 6 months later* “❄️😻” #catladylife
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“I’m not going to become a cat lady.” *Literally 6 months later* “❄️😻” #catladylife

Still not quite over Sunday’s snow delight. My Defender 🚜 brought me to new levels of smugness as I used a broom to dig it out before dawn, made it to the 8am BCP Service, rescued stranded motorists (even towing one up a hill 💪🏻), picked up parishioners trying to make it on foot, changed the hymn to In the Bleak Midwinter because #churchhumour, and watched my cats try to deploy snow shoes (ALL THE CLAWS). Our inability to cope with snow is endearing and I’m glad for a day or two of inconveniences if only for how nice everyone has been to each other.
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Still not quite over Sunday’s snow delight. My Defender 🚜 brought me to new levels of smugness as I used a broom to dig it out before dawn, made it to the 8am BCP Service, rescued stranded motorists (even towing one up a hill 💪🏻), picked up parishioners trying to make it on foot, changed the hymn to In the Bleak Midwinter because #churchhumour, and watched my cats try to deploy snow shoes (ALL THE CLAWS). Our inability to cope with snow is endearing and I’m glad for a day or two of inconveniences if only for how nice everyone has been to each other.

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I may have jumped the gun a little, but two looming fluff cannons are intent on taking it down (even if it has to be one bauble at a time), so I may as well enjoy my letterbox Christmas tree while I can.
All the thrilling shenanigans on stories. #tinytree #fluffcannons #catsvschristmas
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I may have jumped the gun a little, but two looming fluff cannons are intent on taking it down (even if it has to be one bauble at a time), so I may as well enjoy my letterbox Christmas tree while I can. All the thrilling shenanigans on stories. #tinytree #fluffcannons #catsvschristmas

Morning! Of course I wake up naturally for sunrise on my day off.
It’s been a while since #viewfrommyshower though, so every cloud.
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Morning! Of course I wake up naturally for sunrise on my day off. It’s been a while since #viewfrommyshower though, so every cloud.

Mood. ☁️🐑
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Mood. ☁️🐑

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Más Mallorca. ➡️
#fluent
That place is real good for road trips. How I didn’t get motion sick driving these hairpins though, I’ll never know. 
#delicateflower
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Más Mallorca. ➡️ #fluent That place is real good for road trips. How I didn’t get motion sick driving these hairpins though, I’ll never know. #delicateflower

Seeing out September in the mountains of Mallorca. Good pace of life so far. (Water is “lovely once you’re in”).
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Seeing out September in the mountains of Mallorca. Good pace of life so far. (Water is “lovely once you’re in”).

I have had a hangover all day and it's entirely my dad's fault. Last night, to celebrate his 75th birthday (! still doesn't dye his hair) he deposited 43 of his nearest and dearest onto a canal barge. Arguably my favourite of all canal barges (a chef! A bar! Multiple courses of seafood and wine pairings! Scenery moving at the perfect pace that doesn't make me seasick!) @londonshellco 👍🏻
Of course I ended up with only one decent photo of the birthday boy (it's at the end of this lot. Worth it just for his bow tie and the flamingo umbrella). But I do have photos of:
•Me and my sister gazing adoringly at him. 👓
•My dad looking adoringly at Regents Canal🛥
•My uncle on cracking form, still trying to prove he's taller than me 👨‍👧
•London zoo 🕊🐗
•the v knowledgeable Harry ensuring my wine glass was never empty 🥂
You too can get on this ride and you absolutely should.
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I have had a hangover all day and it's entirely my dad's fault. Last night, to celebrate his 75th birthday (! still doesn't dye his hair) he deposited 43 of his nearest and dearest onto a canal barge. Arguably my favourite of all canal barges (a chef! A bar! Multiple courses of seafood and wine pairings! Scenery moving at the perfect pace that doesn't make me seasick!) @londonshellco 👍🏻 Of course I ended up with only one decent photo of the birthday boy (it's at the end of this lot. Worth it just for his bow tie and the flamingo umbrella). But I do have photos of: •Me and my sister gazing adoringly at him. 👓 •My dad looking adoringly at Regents Canal🛥 •My uncle on cracking form, still trying to prove he's taller than me 👨‍👧 •London zoo 🕊🐗 •the v knowledgeable Harry ensuring my wine glass was never empty 🥂 You too can get on this ride and you absolutely should.

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After 34 years you'd have thought I'd have figured out how to celebrate my birthday properly. And the answer is yes. Yes I chuffing have. #happybirthdaytome #🚂 #chuffed
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After 34 years you'd have thought I'd have figured out how to celebrate my birthday properly. And the answer is yes. Yes I chuffing have. #happybirthdaytome #🚂 #chuffed

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