Austin M. Shaffer @amshaffer

http://www.amshaffer.com/

To and fro in the seven chambers there stalked, in fact, a multitude of dreams.

  • amshaffer

    March 22nd at 8:52pm
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    ...more colorin' book. "Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle." - Dr Manhattan

    geraldjshaffer

    3 days ago
    Wow, I always knew I was unlikely!
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  • amshaffer

    March 21st at 12:27am
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    I found a tremendous new distraction. I mean coloring book.

  • amshaffer

    March 15th at 11:52pm
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    Screencap from an acoustic melody. Do you ever feel like a much-less-talented Trent Reznor when you write a thing and every time you revisit it in a new session, it ends up re-arranged/mixed as if you're covering your own damn song?

    Just another particle trapped in a wave.

    karialisonhodge

    9 days ago
    ☁ 😄
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  • amshaffer

    March 15th at 3:24am
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    How's about yet another Game Boy Zero edition for 3.14? Version 1 (the blue one) was a custom board by Helder; version 2 will be a somewhat scratch-made with a Teensy and a hell of a lot of wiring; and this version, version 3, is supposed to be a simpler solution but there are questionable soldering methods intended by the designer of this board. NASA would not approve.

  • amshaffer

    March 8th at 6:08am

    This Will Destroy You

    _diablo_picasso_

    18 days ago
    You lucky devil, you!

    amshaffer

    18 days ago
    @_bad_heart_bull_ yeppers, last night

    _diablo_picasso_

    18 days ago
    Did you see them??
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  • amshaffer

    March 5th at 10:40pm
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    I have difficulties comprehending my irrational fear of spiders when I can't help but be inspired by them. It's the perfect physical analogy of "bad" dreams, of which I haven't been afraid to sleep through for about a decade now.

  • amshaffer

    March 2nd at 2:56am
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    It takes a special kind of dumb to take a bite out of green butter like this. It's just unsanitary...

    anonymous_shadow7

    25 days ago
    Oh god 😷🤦🏾‍♂️

    justnations

    25 days ago
    @asian_jesus22 🤦🏼‍♀️

    asian_jesus22

    25 days ago
    That's disgusting, it's time's like this that I wish there was a facepalm emoji.

    cj_lediard

    25 days ago
    Ew😷😷 @amshaffer
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  • amshaffer

    February 25th at 9:16pm
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    Baby's First Kaizo #bonzaimarioworld

  • amshaffer

    February 23rd at 4:21am
    22 1

    Soooooo... I just found out how ridiculously easy it is to play ROMs on my phone, and with a Bluetooth gamepad. The Game Boy Zero was all for nothing...

    appleshampoogal

    1 month ago
    Whaaaaaat teach me
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  • amshaffer

    February 21st at 3:57am
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    Entrance Music (For a Daydream). Afghan #237 by my GmaK.

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