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Stumbled upon a gigantic snake this afternoon.
Also pictured: gigantic pine straw needles
Bernadette is naked again.
Hey, @edgymnstr; remember that first year we moved into the Decatur house and started decorating for Halloween, and that black cat maimed a bat right below us? 😳
How can you #MakeAmericaGreatAgain if you can't even proofread your ads? @realdonaldtrump
Probably should've told the neighbors I was testing out the fog machine. Oops again.
Oops. "Accidentally" added a timer. 🎃🕸🕷💀👻