Luke Barker @barkertron

http://www.tronorphic.com/

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I'm terrified of elevators. I'll be taking steps to avoid them.
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I'm terrified of elevators. I'll be taking steps to avoid them.

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For sale - Dead budgie. Not going cheap.
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For sale - Dead budgie. Not going cheap.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag's a huge plus.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but their flag's a huge plus.

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
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Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

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The guy who invented the umbrella was just going to call it a brella, but he hesitated. (Old shot of me taken by @vanilla_osutherland a coupla moons ago)
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The guy who invented the umbrella was just going to call it a brella, but he hesitated. (Old shot of me taken by @vanilla_osutherland a coupla moons ago)

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says the treatment is simple. The great clown Terrifini is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. Man bursts into tears: "But doctor . . . I am Terrifini."
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says the treatment is simple. The great clown Terrifini is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. Man bursts into tears: "But doctor . . . I am Terrifini."

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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting.
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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting.

My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
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My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.

My old colander killed himself yesterday. He just couldn't take the strain anymore.
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My old colander killed himself yesterday. He just couldn't take the strain anymore.

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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible!" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible!" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can't be topped ๐Ÿ•
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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can't be topped ๐Ÿ•

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