Ben Belden @belden

  • belden

    February 19th at 8:44pm
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    Two cats enjoying a sunny day on a Sunday.

  • belden

    February 19th at 2:44am
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    I am SHOCKED that no one is buying this.

  • belden

    February 14th at 7:46pm
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  • belden

    February 13th at 2:29am
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    Look, I love pizza more than anyone but even I have to say this sounds disgusting.

  • belden

    February 9th at 7:29am
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    Here's a clip of Anderson Cooper farting. Watch his face slip when it happens.

  • belden

    February 8th at 7:16pm
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    This is a commercial for a product called Cologuard where you put your poop in a box and mail it to scientists who analyze your DNA. The logo here has to pull triple doody: it is the letters C and G, it is an intestinal tract, and it is the face on the box. What this means is that the talking box's nose is an anus.

  • belden

    January 20th at 2:56am
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    Sasha definitely didn't want anyone to wake her up this morning.

  • belden

    January 18th at 6:48pm
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    I heard a knock at the door but when I went and checked all that was there this guy and a tiny voice yelling about car insurance in an indeterminate accent. Unfortunately for him, Sasha the cat also saw him and jumped at him and he fell to the floor and she proceeded to chase after him as he ran away.

  • belden

    January 15th at 6:48pm
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    Apparently these two decided to have a "who can roll around on the floor the cutest" competition.

  • belden

    January 8th at 10:19pm
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    Here's how I know Sasha missed me while I was gone last week: she almost never sleeps on the bed but when I woke up this morning she was curled up next to my pillow.

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