Absolute fucking nobody, MPLS.
Only took OVER 4 YEARS. 😒 #CrappleMaps
Babe tree. #xxxmas
My father's first @cardsagainsthumanity play. My world has been turned upside down.
It's okay. Everything is okay.
That time when you go to your first international rugby match, and your team wins, and you have been drinking since you woke up. And you dry humped a road median because who doesn't do that while celebrating in Chicago? #shouldertoshoulder
I told him I wouldn't. AND THEN I DID. #shouldertoshoulder
Dahmer & the @irishrugby babe he definitely went home with. 🍻💊☠️
I did not think it was possible to be this drunk after $13 of drinks. Tomorrow has the potential to be THE WORST. ☠️ #wisconsin #eauclaire #thegrandillusion