Technology Director at @hlkagency but let's be real this account is mostly half-baked jokes, faux-art and pictures of my adorable children.
My Dad is my North Star.
You will be visited by three roasts. The first of these is the Roast of Christmas Past. #BoomRoasted #RoastLife #RoastOfChristmasPast #RoastsOfInstagram
Give a gift that matters: Dicks.
Copilot vibes, courtesy @4handsbrewingco
Every day I'm snugglin'
Sharing ear worms with your family and friends is the true meaning of Christmas. 🎄