Do I have some news for you! I graduated Fresh Meat training and am now a Subpool Skater!!! Sadly, there are no pools involved, I've asked - but I think the team skaters are hiding a jacuzzi somewhere. Last night, I got to skate with the big kids and it was a lot of fun, a lot of fast fun. The Sirens let me go 🚨WHOOP WHOOP🚨with them, and Fight Crew was all "Welcome Subbies!" ✈️✈️ . Well, gotta go skate now! Love you mom 😘. ❌⭕️❌⭕️
Chance the Lapper
to the ones that keep you in check when you're about to GO OFF and demolish the patriarchy. also when you're drunk and on roller skates.
i tried to quit you two years ago, but all this time ive been seeing you on the low low
@bigbrother congrats! u old now. i'll venmo you beer money or something 😎👉🏽👉🏽
xoxo millennial sister
😻keep roller derby cute😻
please come and support the gals that make me a better skater at their pop-up Valley of the Dolls bout TOMORROW at The Lot in Sylmar @7pm. If you can't make it, please consider donating to our GoFundMe, #LINKINBIO. And thank you to SFV Roller Derby for letting us borrow your space so we can do what we love.