Chris Messina @chris

http://chrismessina.me

Developer Experience Lead @Uber; invented the hashtag; former Googler; friend to startups. No, you can't have my username.

  • chris

    November 29th at 9:23pm

    3/25

    empirestatelyft

    2 days ago
    Super cool :)

    artamite_

    3 days ago
    Keep diggin it

    xceleratecfo

    3 days ago
    Such a great post!

    thewineabout

    4 days ago
    Nice post ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

    misfitmediainc

    5 days ago
    rad

    rane_wilson

    5 days ago
    Fuck me Chris fuck my tight asshole

    nickremillard

    5 days ago
    Hey Chris what is up my bro
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  • chris

    November 27th at 7:42pm

    Once you listen to the lyrics of The Weeknd's Starboy track, it becomes pretty clear who the starboy really is. [Verse 1]
    I'm tryna put you in the worst mood, ah
    P1 cleaner than your church shoes, ah
    Milli point two just to hurt you, ah
    All red Lambโ€™ just to tease you, ah
    None of these toys on lease too, ah
    Made your whole year in a week too, yah
    Main bitch out your league too, ah
    Side bitch out of your league too, ah [Pre-Chorus]
    House so empty, need a centerpiece
    20 racks a table cut from ebony
    Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
    Then she clean it with her face man I love my baby
    You talking money, need a hearing aid
    You talking bout me, I don't see the shade
    Switch up my style, I take any lane
    I switch up my cup, I kill any pain [Chorus]
    Look what you've done
    Iโ€™m a motherfuckin' starboy
    Look what you've done
    I'm a motherfuckin' starboy [Verse 2]
    Every day a nigga try to test me, ah
    Every day a nigga try to end me, ah
    Pull off in that Roadster SV, ah
    Pockets overweight, gettin' hefty, ah
    Coming for the king, that's a far cry, ah
    I come alive in the fall time, I
    No competition, I don't really listen
    Iโ€™m in the blue Mulsanne bumping New Edition [Pre-Chorus]
    House so empty, need a centerpiece
    20 racks a table cut from ebony
    Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
    Then she clean it with her face man I love my baby
    You talking money, need a hearing aid
    You talking bout me, I donโ€™t see the shade
    Switch up my style, I take any lane
    I switch up my cup, I kill any pain [Chorus]
    Look what you've done
    Iโ€™m a motherfuckin' starboy
    Look what you've done
    I'm a motherfuckinโ€™ starboy [Verse 3]
    Let a nigga brag Pitt
    Legend of the fall took the year like a bandit
    Bought mama a crib and a brand new wagon
    Now she hit the grocery shop looking lavish
    Star Trek roof in that Wraith of Khan
    Girls get loose when they hear this song
    100 on the dash get me close to God
    We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars [Pre-Chorus]
    [Chorus]

    chris.a.d

    5 days ago
    ^

    thugrobz

    7 days ago
    I want your @
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  • chris

    November 26th at 6:38pm

    Dawn

    bc_tees

    3 days ago
    Cool!

    jesserather27

    8 days ago
    So niceโœจ

    waaalers

    8 days ago
    ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

    whittttreeed

    8 days ago
    Whoahhh

    pa1ntbucket

    8 days ago
    Amazing bro
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  • chris

    November 26th at 10:19am

    Leaving San Francisco, from above

    chadlawrencewagner

    8 days ago
    excellent!

    rane_wilson

    8 days ago
    Are you my father
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  • chris

    November 14th at 4:29am

    Fairie Circle

    shotinseattle

    8 days ago
    @chris instagram does it themselves. I don't think you can request it. But you invented one of the key features on instagram so id assume they'd verify you.

    chris

    8 days ago
    @triplesixchris hmm. How does one get verified?

    samuelbruni

    10 days ago
    Love your post ๐Ÿ”ฅ Hope you'll consider following me on my journey ๐Ÿ˜‡
    No likes for how many followers

    ferrywallet_

    11 days ago
    ferrywallet_ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    shotinseattle

    15 days ago
    Why aren't you verified yet Chris? You literally invented the hashtag.

    shotinseattle

    15 days ago
    @chrisverified You don't need it lol, and it would be turbo'd anyways.

    chrisverified

    15 days ago
    I really need this

    chrisverified

    15 days ago
    Please change your name

    c3_rfm

    15 days ago
    ๐Ÿ‘
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  • chris

    November 7th at 4:57am

    driftersguide

    22 days ago
    Great gallery :)

    r.h.rl

    22 days ago
    I'm sorry I had to do it ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

    r.h.rl

    22 days ago
    Every body haaates Chris

    morgan_sadie_finstaa

    23 days ago
    CHRIS CRAWSE

    chris

    26 days ago
    @rydethewave thanks!

    rydethewave

    28 days ago
    Great pic @chris ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โฌ†๏ธ
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  • chris

    November 5th at 10:26pm

    Going down

    _chrissofroniou_

    28 days ago
    chris i will buy this name off you

    xseanbonnerx

    29 days ago
    Going down to the bathroom

    smc_90

    29 days ago
    like a hipster version of The Shining ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜€

    kapuluancoconut

    29 days ago
    ๐Ÿ’›
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  • chris

    October 31st at 2:49pm

    Ascension

    hizzyhq

    28 days ago
    Good shot!

    stale_bread11

    29 days ago
    Hey can I have your username lol dab

    chriskinney

    30 days ago
    I will pay u to buy ur Instagram name

    areallybigtree

    1 month ago
    Pretty sweet :)

    theunpackr

    1 month ago
    Excellent!

    bbogdn

    1 month ago
    Heathrow is the worst, rude staff. Confusing layout

    thesupermaniak

    1 month ago
    You win.
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  • chris

    October 27th at 8:32am

    Bottle service

    playboichriss

    6 days ago
    I want ya name๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    waleed.taleb

    1 month ago
    ๐Ÿ˜Š

    layloapp

    1 month ago
    Amazing!

    rane_wilson

    1 month ago
    Follow me back I'll eat ya ass

    natestats

    1 month ago
    No freeking way! did you know that the bottom of that bottle is called a nipple. - fun fact btw @emmaschulman_

    roseinmidair

    1 month ago
    !

    chris.grassadonio

    1 month ago
    Anything for the username๐Ÿ˜ซ

    noahsexual

    1 month ago

    saharoozie

    1 month ago
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  • chris

    October 10th at 8:27am

    California

    richyjperez

    30 days ago
    Hello there. Sent you an email via DM on instagram.

    thewineabout

    1 month ago
    Nice ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

    _cindyee_

    1 month ago
    ๐Ÿ˜€

    love_psychics

    1 month ago
    Tips nicely regarded.!

    crawnsley

    1 month ago
    Can I have your user

    just_skate_chris

    2 months ago
    Youre not the chris im looking sadly

    nordicappeal

    2 months ago
    ๐Ÿ‘Œ Nice!

    99goonsquad_9

    2 months ago
    @thechristianayala lmao oh hi๐ŸŒš

    throughtravelerseyes

    2 months ago
    This is awesome!
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