Simon Goetz @crusher

http://simongoetz.com/

Copywriter. Figure of speech. Black and white and read all over.

  • crusher

    February 25th at 4:24am

    RESIST

    jeffholt

    1 day ago
    πŸ‘Œ

    doublesworded

    1 day ago
    Resist washing dishes you didn't eat off of yourself, or...

    jebanthony

    1 day ago
    Edgy. Door's fulla edges.

    k_to_the_t

    2 days ago
    Get outta town.
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  • crusher

    February 18th at 3:17am
    204 16

    Thanks for the dating-profile pic, @btpcallahan. I'm only squinting because you shine so bright.

    theduty

    8 days ago
    swipe whatever direction equals boners.

    bizzycoffee

    8 days ago
    You got this!

    bellekinesis

    8 days ago
    Nice!!!πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸΎ

    hareandarrow

    8 days ago
    I would...

    jkelso66

    9 days ago
    This is the best photo anyone has ever taken of me.

    everydaydude

    9 days ago

    krystynlouise

    9 days ago
    This makes me happy.

    halfsharkhalfpig

    9 days ago
    Ha! Yes!
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  • crusher

    February 17th at 9:40am
    72 1

    I'm so happy that Chicken is finally using her crate. πŸ“· by @martine_usa

    arketect

    9 days ago
    A well trained animal is a happy animal.
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  • crusher

    February 17th at 5:54am
    37 6

    "I'm coming up because I got the downloads."

    nicholas.kasimatis

    8 days ago
    The strange spacing around his t-shirt graphic makes me think this dude knows where some missing people are buried.

    _lilyanagrace_

    9 days ago
    LA πŸ˜†πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ’₯

    pattispliff_

    9 days ago
    why not 8 articles tho? weak

    stargazersister

    9 days ago
    Spiriutal

    doublesworded

    9 days ago
    Needs just a little more tape

    meenamade

    9 days ago
    This is so weird for so many reasons!!! πŸ€”
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  • crusher

    February 17th at 5:52am
    70 7

    The best thing I saw in LA.

    bellekinesis

    9 days ago
    πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ˜ΉπŸ‘ŒπŸΎ

    flexsantos

    9 days ago
    Amazing

    halfsharkhalfpig

    9 days ago
    I think it's the best tattoo I've ever seen ...

    bliccy

    9 days ago
    That's great.

    iswills

    9 days ago
    Hadn't seen me yet, brother.

    btpcallahan

    9 days ago
    25Β’ for a tattoo is cheap

    whollyscheidt

    9 days ago
    just yesterday i wondered aloud if anyone had this exact tattoo.
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  • crusher

    February 16th at 11:17pm
    64 3

    In LA to shoot a commercial I wrote for @OpenTable. @halfsharkhalfpig is handling the actual shoot, which is great because they're amazing and I can't even frame an Instagram pic properly. (Doing my best to stay out of frame and in your mind.)

    risamaymay

    10 days ago
    Lunch when you return? Let's catch up!

    sarah.gottfried

    10 days ago
    Who can eat at a time like this, people are missing. Bush, search party of three - you can eat when you find the Dufresnes.

    beaviebaby

    10 days ago
    πŸ‘‹
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  • crusher

    February 16th at 8:27am
    48 1

    In case you were wondering, 5-year-old Thinkpads are now better writing machines than brand new Macs, and Chicken still can't touch type.

    kimmerson

    10 days ago
    😍😍😍
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  • crusher

    February 14th at 10:02pm
    48 4

    Hey, SB! Thanks for lunch and the copy of your new book. I hope your interview with Dr. Drew goes well today. I hear he's single.

    crusher

    11 days ago
    @kimmerson Artichoke hearts and blood pudding.

    kimmerson

    11 days ago
    What did you have for lunch?

    crusher

    12 days ago
    @bobbiejeandyer Your son is proof of that.

    bobbiejeandyer

    12 days ago
    We have this book on our Valentine's Day table at Broadway Books. I hope that means we have a sense of humor.
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  • crusher

    February 8th at 5:51am

    When my relatives ask me what San Francisco is like, I shrug and show them this photo. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― πŸ€–πŸŒˆ
    (Models: @byseeing and Johnny 4, who got off the floor.)

    andrewchristiancesarz

    14 days ago
    πŸ˜„

    jeon303

    18 days ago
    πŸ‘
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  • crusher

    February 2nd at 4:39am
    82 4

    I framed out Caleb's eyes so you can grow a beard and use this on your dating profile. Today's good deed βœ”οΈ

    martine_usa

    4 days ago
    Ummm, this shirt. Chicken. Make one to fit her, and one for you

    chadjaggers

    24 days ago
    That shirt is fake news.

    kimmerson

    24 days ago
    Need this shirt pls.

    juleskutner

    24 days ago
    Love you, and what you do for humanity.
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