Michael Rice @dadbeard

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  • dadbeard

    February 23rd at 3:56pm
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    Today on "What The Hell Is Up With My Hair?!": WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY HAIR?!

  • dadbeard

    February 22nd at 3:13pm
    87 4

    Sometimes you find out, mid-lecture, that 'minstrel' and 'menstrual' sound exactly the same coming out of your mouth and you need to IMMEDIATELY clarify your intent.

    katvongross

    4 hours ago
    Haha! Oh no!! πŸ™ˆ

    dadbeard

    23 hours ago
    @white_lightning Elizabeth, my mouth can't say them differently πŸ˜” I tried, in front of 25 students, to make the distinction and I failed so bad. So bad.

    white_lightning

    1 day ago
    i beg to differ

    suz.murphy

    1 day ago
    Good enunciation, like spelling, is vital.
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  • dadbeard

    February 21st at 9:04pm
    65 6

    If Jame Gumb were a teddy bear, this would be him. Him Jame Gumb.

    bebodeitz

    1 day ago
    I dunno... I get more of a Milo Yiannopoulos vibe.

    ms_sharn

    2 days ago
    It puts the lotion in the basket... or else it gets the hose again.

    chrisserico

    2 days ago
    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

    kaj_ay

    2 days ago
    Those eyelids are terrifyingly unnecessary.

    sarahzeegee

    2 days ago
    My sister used to torture me by flipping her eyelids inside out. I'm triggered.

    sarahzeegee

    2 days ago
    I hate it. Make it stopppppp πŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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  • dadbeard

    February 20th at 4:45pm
    95 1

    pulmyears

    3 days ago
    ✊🏻
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  • dadbeard

    February 20th at 4:21pm
    170 5

    Floor Baby.

    owlparliament

    2 days ago
    This is me stretching out my sciatica every morning

    butthugs

    3 days ago
    Dotty we love the heck outta u lil beb

    jackiecarbajal

    3 days ago
    Omg

    champsuperstar

    3 days ago
    Yep agree that baby is still good to eat!

    ms_sharn

    3 days ago
    5 second rule!
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  • dadbeard

    February 18th at 9:49pm
    185 5

    πŸ”₯KREWEπŸ”₯

    sydney_garrett

    5 days ago
    This is such a great picture

    samuelhindman

    5 days ago
    πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’›

    snareandracket

    5 days ago
    NOLA

    jfromtheburb

    5 days ago
    Please make this a Christmas card portrait.

    stephunny_williams

    5 days ago
    πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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  • dadbeard

    February 17th at 3:27pm
    153 2

    The First Son.

    dollhands_inbed

    6 days ago
    🀣

    _takingmylifeback

    6 days ago
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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  • dadbeard

    February 15th at 11:16pm
    52 1

    No one gets out alive.

    dangrlab

    7 days ago
    πŸ‘
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  • dadbeard

    February 14th at 5:46pm
    149 3

    She's my πŸ’—.

    kequir

    9 days ago
    gosh she's so gorgeous

    tammirice

    9 days ago
    Love u

    jfromtheburb

    9 days ago
    she's pretty amazing.
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  • dadbeard

    February 14th at 12:32am
    59 1

    The Night Professor: A Play In One Act.

    locustbones

    10 days ago
    this is one of my fav outkast songs ever.
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