Drew Hoolhorst @drewber

http://drewwriteswords.com/

Writer. Solo dad. Probably a picture of a dog or a tiny human I made once. Both if I nail it. I have a black belt in feelings.

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the risk/reward on this gamble is intense. please wish us luck. (don't worry guys he'll only eat half the bag, don't be ridiculous.)
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the risk/reward on this gamble is intense. please wish us luck. (don't worry guys he'll only eat half the bag, don't be ridiculous.)

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sometimes ollie gets up at 4am and walks to my room, gets in bed and keeps me posted on what he's been up to because it's a reasonable hour to do that. (it's just audio and pitch black because, again, 4 am)
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sometimes ollie gets up at 4am and walks to my room, gets in bed and keeps me posted on what he's been up to because it's a reasonable hour to do that. (it's just audio and pitch black because, again, 4 am)

he can't turn left.
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he can't turn left.

might be my favorite picture I've ever scored of the tiny human. he's all growns up and he's all growns up.
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might be my favorite picture I've ever scored of the tiny human. he's all growns up and he's all growns up.

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either thinking of being a male model or pooping at this exact moment. probably both, to be fair.
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either thinking of being a male model or pooping at this exact moment. probably both, to be fair.

you have to look suuuper close but if you squint you can see "i have refused to sleep for two days straight"
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you have to look suuuper close but if you squint you can see "i have refused to sleep for two days straight"

look. hear me out. one reunion tour. fruit by the foot on demand. it could work.
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look. hear me out. one reunion tour. fruit by the foot on demand. it could work.

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just in case another thor sequel comes out we just try to be ready.
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just in case another thor sequel comes out we just try to be ready.

it'd be hard for me to like him any more than i do at this point but from what i've heard it's only gonna get worse on that end.
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it'd be hard for me to like him any more than i do at this point but from what i've heard it's only gonna get worse on that end.

just a man and his giraffe.
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just a man and his giraffe.

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Look, sorry for being annoying as sh*t in advance (I know work stuff can be just the worst, I know). But as a lifelong wordnerd, all I EVER wanted was a really bad "drew" line *just once* to see the light of day on a billboard. @stublife08 , I owe you a lot for making a very nerdy dream come true. And like clockwork: thanks to @logitech for continuing to let me be weird. I owe you guys a mouse or keyboard or 12,000.
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Look, sorry for being annoying as sh*t in advance (I know work stuff can be just the worst, I know). But as a lifelong wordnerd, all I EVER wanted was a really bad "drew" line *just once* to see the light of day on a billboard. @stublife08 , I owe you a lot for making a very nerdy dream come true. And like clockwork: thanks to @logitech for continuing to let me be weird. I owe you guys a mouse or keyboard or 12,000.

they grow up very fast and furiously. (what I'm saying is, that franchise having a new sequel every year that's actually really good is honestly fairly apt.)
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they grow up very fast and furiously. (what I'm saying is, that franchise having a new sequel every year that's actually really good is honestly fairly apt.)

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