A generally awesome human being. Also super modest.
And then get your ass back to 1998 where it belongs, you weirdo.
Dog with a Dog-Cannoli: The happiest dog of all.
Looking forward to this lecture on the ecological impact of Twinkie-Wiener sandwiches. #WeirdAlRadioCity #manditoryworldtour
Birds love me.
Just being awesome/ridiculously purple waiting for #HardwickID10T to start.
Excellent use of the "Holy shit look at those very pale humans" filter. #sharkbaitwhohaha
Pizza: The greatest love of all.
Playing it cool before seeing Santa. Y'know, like adults are supposed to.