Me: Anders, you need to eat your veg-
Me: Fine, you can eat this chocolate chip cookie
"Yeah, pretty sure he's my dad"
"I got mad game"
Anders needs his own cartoon show
Like father, like son
I SQUEEZE YOUR FACE!
Breaking Bad, Mountain View edition
#wrong #walterwhite #bestfatherever
Silence please, this requires my utmost concentration
Me: Son, don't have to follow in my footsteps. Be your own man.
Anders: Dad, I'm two. You gotta cut out that metaphorical shit. Chillax yo!
Happy 2nd birthday Anders!
You're 3 ft tall so there's a good chance you'll be 5'10" to 6 ft tall :-)
Also, my main job in life is embarrassing you with photos like these #happybirthdaytoyou