I'M ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL
you sit on a bench in a beautiful woods, who do you want sitting next to you and why? me: jim carrey for wisdom.
i am entering into this new year with my skin looking radiant. i am taking way less showers. powers moves only.
when the aliens come to earth, what will you have to offer them? i have many beanie babies and 12 soup recipes.
no matter what, do not forget that when you turn airplane mode on and off the little airplane flys in and out.
you do not have to put a smile on your face to show happiness. sometimes the outfit calls for a scowl that’s all.
i use to be real careful of using harry potter spells in public, but now i am way more comfortable with my powers.
i eat a lot of candy so i think it’s important for me take of care of my teeth and to let others know they should too.
if i was a kitchen appliance i’d be a toaster. they approach life nicely and i’d be the most handsome toaster.
every week i set aside at least four hours throughout the week to sit down and cry about fonts. it’s v therapeutic.
i quit eating a grass a long time ago, but some days you see a great patch of bermuda and almost lose control.
picking out what i am going to wear in the shower is by far one of the most difficult decisions i make each week.
does anyone have emma stone’s contact information or know her personally? i am trynna take her out to cici’s.
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