GERONIMO IS JIHAN ZENCIRLI @geronimo

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I ESPECIALLY LOVE TEXTING THROUGH INSTAGRAM SINCE IT'S THE LAST OF THE PLATFORMS THAT HASN'T BEEN OUTSMARTED AND DOESNT LIE WHEN IT SAYS, "SEEN". | photo by @lexireihanian at @colorfactoryco in San Francisco-- live through October. Go see our room, a partnership with @alaskaair, and the other amazing visual experiences!!
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I ESPECIALLY LOVE TEXTING THROUGH INSTAGRAM SINCE IT'S THE LAST OF THE PLATFORMS THAT HASN'T BEEN OUTSMARTED AND DOESNT LIE WHEN IT SAYS, "SEEN". | photo by @lexireihanian at @colorfactoryco in San Francisco-- live through October. Go see our room, a partnership with @alaskaair, and the other amazing visual experiences!!

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SINGING ALONG TO A SONG AND FINALLY GETTING THE NERVE TO BELT A LINE OUT ONLY TO GET THE LYRICS WRONG IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, IS ONE OF THOSE IN-THE-  MOMENT-UNMATCHED-MISERIES WE SHOULD ALL HAVE AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH TO REMIND US THAT WHILE WE PRETTY COOL, WE AIN'T ALL THAT. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ˜œ| open casting for Geronimo *Cabinet members this Thursday August 24th at #geronimostudio #losangeles at 9:00 AM. Each applicant will have 8 minutes to share something unique/important/practical/enlightened/quirky that they could use to save the world-- with GERONIMO's help. DM for address. *cabinet is just a fun term I'm using to express the collaborative advisory  quorum style position this is.
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SINGING ALONG TO A SONG AND FINALLY GETTING THE NERVE TO BELT A LINE OUT ONLY TO GET THE LYRICS WRONG IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, IS ONE OF THOSE IN-THE- MOMENT-UNMATCHED-MISERIES WE SHOULD ALL HAVE AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH TO REMIND US THAT WHILE WE PRETTY COOL, WE AIN'T ALL THAT. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ˜œ| open casting for Geronimo *Cabinet members this Thursday August 24th at #geronimostudio #losangeles at 9:00 AM. Each applicant will have 8 minutes to share something unique/important/practical/enlightened/quirky that they could use to save the world-- with GERONIMO's help. DM for address. *cabinet is just a fun term I'm using to express the collaborative advisory quorum style position this is.

IT’S REALLY THE UNOFFICIAL HOLIDAYS THAT ARE THE BEST. IF I WERE TO DESIGN MY PERFECT HOLIDAY IT WOULD BE RIDING THE SCHOOL BUS HOME AND EATING MY β€œOH BOY! OBERTO” PEPPERONI STICKS AND READING THE TENDER COMFORT LETTER MY MOTHER WROTE ME ON HOLLY HOBBIE STATIONERY-- ONLY ACCESSIBLE ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SCHOOL IN A GALLON SIZE ZIPLOCK BAG. A THOUGHTFUL PRECAUTION INVENTED BY SOME SECOND GRADE TEACHER SOMEWHERE FOR A NATURAL DISASTER. A "NICE-TRY- BUT-FRANKLY-QUITE-IMPRACTICAL" TYPE OF HELP FOR ANY REAL EMERGENCY.Β Β YET, I’M NOT TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT A BAG WITH EMERGENCY BLANKET, PHOTO FROM MY FAMILY REUNION AND GLOVES ISN'T ACTUALLY BETTER THAN A TOOL BAG AND FIRE EXTINGUISHER, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT. #JIHANTHOUGHTS
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IT’S REALLY THE UNOFFICIAL HOLIDAYS THAT ARE THE BEST. IF I WERE TO DESIGN MY PERFECT HOLIDAY IT WOULD BE RIDING THE SCHOOL BUS HOME AND EATING MY β€œOH BOY! OBERTO” PEPPERONI STICKS AND READING THE TENDER COMFORT LETTER MY MOTHER WROTE ME ON HOLLY HOBBIE STATIONERY-- ONLY ACCESSIBLE ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SCHOOL IN A GALLON SIZE ZIPLOCK BAG. A THOUGHTFUL PRECAUTION INVENTED BY SOME SECOND GRADE TEACHER SOMEWHERE FOR A NATURAL DISASTER. A "NICE-TRY- BUT-FRANKLY-QUITE-IMPRACTICAL" TYPE OF HELP FOR ANY REAL EMERGENCY.Β Β YET, I’M NOT TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT A BAG WITH EMERGENCY BLANKET, PHOTO FROM MY FAMILY REUNION AND GLOVES ISN'T ACTUALLY BETTER THAN A TOOL BAG AND FIRE EXTINGUISHER, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT. #JIHANTHOUGHTS

WHEN PPL TALK ABOUT BETRAYAL AND RELATE THINGS TO BEING CHEATED ON OR DISCOVERING THAT SANTA ISN'T REAL, ALL MY MIND CAN RELATE IT TO IS THE IMPLOSION OF MY CHILDHOOD AND FINDING OUT THAT RADIO SHOW πŸ“žπŸ“»πŸŽ€DELILAH WAS NOT A WOMAN IN MY CITY SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO ME THROUGH MY PORTABLE SONY BOOMBOX, BUT A SYNDICATED SHOW FOR ANY COMMON SCHMO. #JIHANISTHEWORST | @davidwrighthouse photo by @alexnoiret
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WHEN PPL TALK ABOUT BETRAYAL AND RELATE THINGS TO BEING CHEATED ON OR DISCOVERING THAT SANTA ISN'T REAL, ALL MY MIND CAN RELATE IT TO IS THE IMPLOSION OF MY CHILDHOOD AND FINDING OUT THAT RADIO SHOW πŸ“žπŸ“»πŸŽ€DELILAH WAS NOT A WOMAN IN MY CITY SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO ME THROUGH MY PORTABLE SONY BOOMBOX, BUT A SYNDICATED SHOW FOR ANY COMMON SCHMO. #JIHANISTHEWORST | @davidwrighthouse photo by @alexnoiret

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG: #JIHANISTHEWORST. SO UNFORTUNATELY ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR MY THREE MONTHS OFF THE GRID IS THE NEW GERONIMO STUDIO IN MANHATTAN AND BOOTLEGGED MICHAEL BUBLΓ‰ AND SHANIA TWAIN CDS. ALSO TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ—½β€οΈπŸ‘‹πŸ½ #geronimoNYC
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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG: #JIHANISTHEWORST. SO UNFORTUNATELY ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR MY THREE MONTHS OFF THE GRID IS THE NEW GERONIMO STUDIO IN MANHATTAN AND BOOTLEGGED MICHAEL BUBLΓ‰ AND SHANIA TWAIN CDS. ALSO TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ—½β€οΈπŸ‘‹πŸ½ #geronimoNYC

WHILE ON THE SUBJECT OF COUPONS...
WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE BACK MASSAGE AND HOMEMADE DINNER COUPONS THAT PEOPLE GIVE AS REALLY THOUGHTFUL HALF ASS LAST MINUTE GIFTS? HOW LEGALLY BINDING ARE THEY-- SINCE GIFT CERTIFICATES NEVER EXPIRE? 
I HAVE A "DAY TRIP TO BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA" FROM MY 19TH BIRTHDAY (12 YEARS AGO) FROM MY FRIEND MATT KEYES AND I'VE RECENTLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO REDEEM IT FINALLY.  BUT IF BRANDEN BERNS, MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND, WANTS TO CASH IN HIS MIXED CD OF THE MONTH FOR LIFE, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME - OK? πŸ™ƒπŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚πŸš£πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ›₯β›΅οΈπŸ•πŸ– | photo by @alexnoiret 🌸
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WHILE ON THE SUBJECT OF COUPONS... WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE BACK MASSAGE AND HOMEMADE DINNER COUPONS THAT PEOPLE GIVE AS REALLY THOUGHTFUL HALF ASS LAST MINUTE GIFTS? HOW LEGALLY BINDING ARE THEY-- SINCE GIFT CERTIFICATES NEVER EXPIRE? I HAVE A "DAY TRIP TO BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA" FROM MY 19TH BIRTHDAY (12 YEARS AGO) FROM MY FRIEND MATT KEYES AND I'VE RECENTLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO REDEEM IT FINALLY. BUT IF BRANDEN BERNS, MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND, WANTS TO CASH IN HIS MIXED CD OF THE MONTH FOR LIFE, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME - OK? πŸ™ƒπŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚πŸš£πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ›₯β›΅οΈπŸ•πŸ– | photo by @alexnoiret 🌸

I JUST STARTED A NEW RELATIONSHIP WHERE I MANIPULATE, I MEAN SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST, AND ON THE PATIENT INTAKE FORM WHEN IT ASKED FOR MY REASON FOR COMING IN, I SAID "MY BREAKING POINT WAS WHEN I THREW MY LAPTOP ACROSS MY LIVING ROOM AFTER I GOT SIX WEST ELM COUPONS IN A ROW- EACH ESCALATING IN URGENCY AND DISCOUNT." #JIHANISTHEWORST | Photo by @contextofcontent
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I JUST STARTED A NEW RELATIONSHIP WHERE I MANIPULATE, I MEAN SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST, AND ON THE PATIENT INTAKE FORM WHEN IT ASKED FOR MY REASON FOR COMING IN, I SAID "MY BREAKING POINT WAS WHEN I THREW MY LAPTOP ACROSS MY LIVING ROOM AFTER I GOT SIX WEST ELM COUPONS IN A ROW- EACH ESCALATING IN URGENCY AND DISCOUNT." #JIHANISTHEWORST | Photo by @contextofcontent

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I LIVE WITH AN ODD GUILT- I DON'T READ CARDS THAT PEOPLE GIVE ME. BECAUSE. BECAUSE WHO KNOWS. BUT I HAVE A PLACE I HIDE UNOPENED BIRTHDAY AND CORRESPONDENCE CARDS IN THE RAFTERS AT MY STUDIO, REACHABLE BY LADDER. SOMEDAY WHEN I'M STRONGER, I'LL OPEN THEM. MAYBE. #JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @contextofcontent .... also am I seeing you tomorrow at the @bossladiesmag fireside chat at @parachutehome in Venice? Tickets through @bossladiesmag. I'm changing my underwear for the occasion so I'd love you to come. πŸ‘‹πŸ½πŸ˜¬πŸ‘‹πŸ»
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I LIVE WITH AN ODD GUILT- I DON'T READ CARDS THAT PEOPLE GIVE ME. BECAUSE. BECAUSE WHO KNOWS. BUT I HAVE A PLACE I HIDE UNOPENED BIRTHDAY AND CORRESPONDENCE CARDS IN THE RAFTERS AT MY STUDIO, REACHABLE BY LADDER. SOMEDAY WHEN I'M STRONGER, I'LL OPEN THEM. MAYBE. #JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @contextofcontent .... also am I seeing you tomorrow at the @bossladiesmag fireside chat at @parachutehome in Venice? Tickets through @bossladiesmag. I'm changing my underwear for the occasion so I'd love you to come. πŸ‘‹πŸ½πŸ˜¬πŸ‘‹πŸ»

I STOPPED SAYING "YES" TO FAVORS TWO NOVEMBERS AGO AFTER  I TRAVELED THROUGH THREE CONTINENTS, FOUR COUNTRIES AND TWO US CITIES WITH A SMALL BACKPACK AS MY ONLY LUGGAGE,  TOTING A GIFT THAT A FRIEND OF A FRIEND INSISTED I DELIVER TO MY FINAL DESTINATION (South Africa). ONLY TO FIND OUT IT WAS AN UNSENTIMENTAL, RUN OF THE MILL, MALL-BOUGHT SHIRT FOR AN EX BOYFRIEND SHE PROB NEVER EVEN BURPED IN FRONT OF SO LIKE HOW DEEP WAS THAT LOVE ANYWAY. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜•πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ#JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @arianagillrie
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I STOPPED SAYING "YES" TO FAVORS TWO NOVEMBERS AGO AFTER I TRAVELED THROUGH THREE CONTINENTS, FOUR COUNTRIES AND TWO US CITIES WITH A SMALL BACKPACK AS MY ONLY LUGGAGE, TOTING A GIFT THAT A FRIEND OF A FRIEND INSISTED I DELIVER TO MY FINAL DESTINATION (South Africa). ONLY TO FIND OUT IT WAS AN UNSENTIMENTAL, RUN OF THE MILL, MALL-BOUGHT SHIRT FOR AN EX BOYFRIEND SHE PROB NEVER EVEN BURPED IN FRONT OF SO LIKE HOW DEEP WAS THAT LOVE ANYWAY. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜•πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ#JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @arianagillrie

AS YOU ARE READING THIS, I'M GUESSING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE BC I'VE ALREADY DETERMINED WHAT U LOOK LIKE NAKED. πŸ˜¬πŸ˜œπŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ#JIHANISTHEWORST #JIHANTHOUGHTS | photo (and πŸ‘Ÿ cameo) by @contextofcontent.
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AS YOU ARE READING THIS, I'M GUESSING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE BC I'VE ALREADY DETERMINED WHAT U LOOK LIKE NAKED. πŸ˜¬πŸ˜œπŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ#JIHANISTHEWORST #JIHANTHOUGHTS | photo (and πŸ‘Ÿ cameo) by @contextofcontent.

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OCCASIONALLY I'LL MAKE A LIST OF ALL OF THE PPL IN MY LIFE AND HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO MISS THEM. #JIHANISTHEWORST #JIHANTHOUGHTS | @refinery29 + @sam_edelman basically handed over the world and were like, "pick a place and let's make some magic". And because I'm a homebody lacking imagination, I chose the very loved Echo Market, which is literally 100 ft from #geronimostudio and 1000ft from #chezgeronimo. Because what's more important than loving the people right in front of you first? Photo by @contextofcontent
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OCCASIONALLY I'LL MAKE A LIST OF ALL OF THE PPL IN MY LIFE AND HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO MISS THEM. #JIHANISTHEWORST #JIHANTHOUGHTS | @refinery29 + @sam_edelman basically handed over the world and were like, "pick a place and let's make some magic". And because I'm a homebody lacking imagination, I chose the very loved Echo Market, which is literally 100 ft from #geronimostudio and 1000ft from #chezgeronimo. Because what's more important than loving the people right in front of you first? Photo by @contextofcontent

WHY WE DON'T BLUSH EVERY TIME WE ANNOUNCE OUR GOING TO THE RESTROOM IS STILL OUR MOST ASTOUNDING ACT OF COMPARTMENTALIZING AS HUMANS. THAT, AND QUIETLY SITTING THRU A SYRIAN GENOCIDE IN 2017. #JIHANTHOUGHTS | photo by @contextofcontent
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WHY WE DON'T BLUSH EVERY TIME WE ANNOUNCE OUR GOING TO THE RESTROOM IS STILL OUR MOST ASTOUNDING ACT OF COMPARTMENTALIZING AS HUMANS. THAT, AND QUIETLY SITTING THRU A SYRIAN GENOCIDE IN 2017. #JIHANTHOUGHTS | photo by @contextofcontent

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