Grettir @grettir

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Single father of two beautiful girls, threat analyst, writer, actor, and film school drop-out. Wears pants. Often.

  • grettir

    December 2nd at 7:14am

    Yea, though I walk through the uncanny valley of Mickeys…

    2lindseyj

    6 days ago
    Creepy

    lowelaurel

    7 days ago
    I DON'T LIKE THIS

    instapam8

    7 days ago
    I hope you walked fast...

    katefromage

    7 days ago
    I fear THAT evil and how!

    themightyj

    7 days ago
    Just no.

    nicolegerulat

    7 days ago
    Scarrrrrrry

    misteele

    7 days ago
    ...I shall fear no evil

    lburwash

    7 days ago
    I'm in cowboy land …

    rachelbigler

    7 days ago
    Absolutely not.
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  • grettir

    December 2nd at 4:45am

    Maybe it’s just me, but this Cookie Monster feels a little “off brand.”

    gobgob27

    7 days ago
    Like that off brand Oreo that leaves an oil slick in your glass of milk?

    misteele

    7 days ago
    Cooky Minster

    oneinamelia

    7 days ago
    Seems legit

    mylittlesweets

    7 days ago
    Oh man. Was he next to Hello Kitty? She was terrifying.

    cacomixl

    7 days ago
    Lol

    hollylesue

    7 days ago
    You don't choose the cookie lyfe, the cookie lyfe chooses you.
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  • grettir

    November 30th at 6:59am

    The people inside looked pretty miserable, but if you have the interior design sensibilities of a Russian oligarch, these new detention centers don’t look too bad.

    This one is apparently full of undocumented workers.

    grettir

    9 days ago
    @lburwash I'm in town for the Amazon AWS re:Invent conference until Friday morning!

    solarblake

    9 days ago
    😂😂😂 savage!!

    jbizzinsta

    9 days ago
    Listen, trust me. I know a lot of people who know a thing or two about detention centers and Russian oligarchs. We've got the best people, we know more about them than the Russians do. Trust me. I make a lot of money, folks. And I don't say that to brag, I'm just saying, you can trust me. Okay?!

    lburwash

    9 days ago
    How long are you there for? I arrive Thursday night.
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  • grettir

    November 25th at 8:39am

    M꩜ana-ing with the girls.

    emsdash

    14 days ago
    Awesome movie
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  • grettir

    November 22nd at 6:38am
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    Emma turned 21 today and I've been getting misty-eyed going through all of her old photos.

    But then I realized that my eyes weren’t misty. Our old camera just had really lousy autofocus.

    misteele

    17 days ago
    So so sweet!

    2lindseyj

    17 days ago
    Dearest floral-umbrella sweetheart.

    kassie_richards

    17 days ago
    21?!? Crazy. She is a doll, now and then ☺️

    rachelwhansen

    17 days ago
    SHE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE BUTTON IN THE WORLD!!!!
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  • grettir

    November 19th at 3:04am

    NO MOSHING
    NO VIOLENCE

    araadt

    20 days ago
    Modern times.
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  • grettir

    November 19th at 3:02am

    The Court(yard) of Kilby

  • grettir

    November 18th at 8:31am

    Rippin’ the Remos w/@peachdreaming.

    cloudeight

    21 days ago
    That's rad! I have so many fond memories playing there. 😎
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  • grettir

    November 18th at 6:01am
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    Forewarned is forea̶r̶m̶e̶d̶headed. I feel like someone with a preferred customer card who gets advanced notice on all the big events.

    jociejoce

    20 days ago
    After alllllll that work?! 😂💇🏻‍♂️

    oneinamelia

    21 days ago
    I did that once. It was fun.
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  • grettir

    November 8th at 5:26pm

    Exercising my sacred franchise, aka “rigging the election.”

    grey_acuna

    30 days ago
    👍

    danielpottr

    1 month ago
    Your CAR has houndstooth upholstery?!?

    araadt

    1 month ago
    Even the stickers in Utah are red.
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