I'm passionate about everything, but I know absolutely nothing about anything.
Trying to teach Micah that I don’t want to watch his Snapchat videos of him singing the Goo Goo Dolls over and over... and then I myself became a Snapchat video.
I don’t have time to address all of the questions you may have about this photo.
I had lit.er.ally thousands of party invites, but cancelled everything to be with Rainbow Dash and a Minion. #jk#lastresort
Justin Bieber just posted a picture of my sister’s album so... great. Now I have nervous diarrhea. DID HE MENTION ME?
Why did two different employees at the drug store respond with "awwww" when I asked them a question? MAYBE BECAUSE I’M THE CUTEST.
“Do you have at least a 10 gallon tank?”
•“Oh yeah, of course.”
“And you have a filter in the tank?”
•“Oh yeah, the whole 9 yards.” ****Meanwhile putting 2 goldfish into a bowl the size of a coffee mug.****
Oh you’d like the “supplemental cheese course” with your birthday dinner, mom?? Well let us just pay for that...
To all those crazy people who told me I needed to get a filtered tank and clean it regularly for a $1 fish... he's almost a year old and loves every second of his crap-quality life.
Going for a post church rip with my girl. We pray that the Lord's sun will shine upon us and give us a nice tan today.
Just remove the ice cubes from your dirty foot water, and enjoy in your drink!
I hope this picture is payment enough for all you did for me today...
Because you're not getting a dime, bitch.
Also don't stand beside me in pictures. Thanks.
Today I did my biggest catering gig to date ...and I did it all buck naked!