What the fuck is this weird dark orange fruit abomination. When I bought it I figured it was watermelon, but now I see there are no seeds and the flesh is more like a cantaloupe. But it's not cantaloupe. It's an imposter.
Sometimes I like to play Suzy Homemaker. This time I made a meatloaf. And mashed potatoes. We even ate on real plates (not paper!) Well now I'm done playing that game and I have no interest in cleaning up after that messy Homemaker bitch.