James LaPorte IV @j4lp

http://jameslaporte.com/

Truth only exists through the eye of a needle. Into digital cigars, 🥃, and 🍷.

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We knew it was you, we could smell you gettin’ off the elevator
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We knew it was you, we could smell you gettin’ off the elevator

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It’s shark season.
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It’s shark season.

Two antinatalists walk into a bar...
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Two antinatalists walk into a bar...

Solving Korean-American relations over beef. 📸: @laurathehappydesigner
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Solving Korean-American relations over beef. 📸: @laurathehappydesigner

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Vānĭtās, Latin for dead eyes.
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Vānĭtās, Latin for dead eyes.

We didn’t quite make it to the ceremony on time (or at all), but we did smoke a lot, drink vodka we thought was water, and improve cross-pond relations through discussions on British television. 
Oh yeah, and there’s one picture of the bride at the end. #johnnycagedreu
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We didn’t quite make it to the ceremony on time (or at all), but we did smoke a lot, drink vodka we thought was water, and improve cross-pond relations through discussions on British television. Oh yeah, and there’s one picture of the bride at the end. #johnnycagedreu

The harem, et al.
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The harem, et al.

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O.
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O.

There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who use flash in a dark bar.
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There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who use flash in a dark bar.

This is thirty.
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This is thirty.

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Assume Nothing
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Assume Nothing

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