Jay Fanelli @jayfanelli

http://www.cottonbureau.com/

Co-pilot at Cotton Bureau. Hitched to the ferocious Sophia Michelle Sharp. Former union boss. Indoorsy.

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For sale sign is down. No parking signs are up (cuz that tree is coming down soon). Shit's real now.
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For sale sign is down. No parking signs are up (cuz that tree is coming down soon). Shit's real now.

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Launch day. #ALLTHETEES
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Launch day. #ALLTHETEES

Michelle and I just closed on an enormous pile of debt that will, in all likelihood, and assuming we don't all perish in a global nuclear holocaust in the interim, become an actual physical house that we can live in come July 2018. This is where it'll be. Don't get used to that tree.
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Michelle and I just closed on an enormous pile of debt that will, in all likelihood, and assuming we don't all perish in a global nuclear holocaust in the interim, become an actual physical house that we can live in come July 2018. This is where it'll be. Don't get used to that tree.

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Elbow in NYC.
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Elbow in NYC.

One of those days.
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One of those days.

Inside/outside grilled cheese breakfast sandwich. Niman Ranch bacon, fried egg, and havarti inside, farm bread and white cheddar outside. You can get directly the fuck outta here if this ain't the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen.
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Inside/outside grilled cheese breakfast sandwich. Niman Ranch bacon, fried egg, and havarti inside, farm bread and white cheddar outside. You can get directly the fuck outta here if this ain't the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen.

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*This* is queso. Get at me @chipotlemexicangrill.
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*This* is queso. Get at me @chipotlemexicangrill.

my boy loves watching sports
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my boy loves watching sports

Michelle wanted pasta bolognese. Leftover pot roast + sauce in a jar + gemelli = real-deal legit bolognese in about 15 minutes. Real proud of this one.
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Michelle wanted pasta bolognese. Leftover pot roast + sauce in a jar + gemelli = real-deal legit bolognese in about 15 minutes. Real proud of this one.

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reached way into the archives for these this morning
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reached way into the archives for these this morning

In the 4+ years since we founded the site, I’ve never put a shirt on Cotton Bureau. That ends today. Another mass shooting in the US. Another round of U.S. politicians responding only with thoughts and prayers. It's not enough. It wasn't enough last time, it's not enough this time, and it won't be enough next time. I’m donating all my proceeds to Everytown, a movement to end gun violence and build safer communities.

By selling these t-shirts and donating the profits, I’m doing more than Congress ever will to stop gun violence.

Available until Tuesday, October 17 at 8pm ET. $30, and at least $10 of each tee will be donated.
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In the 4+ years since we founded the site, I’ve never put a shirt on Cotton Bureau. That ends today. Another mass shooting in the US. Another round of U.S. politicians responding only with thoughts and prayers. It's not enough. It wasn't enough last time, it's not enough this time, and it won't be enough next time. I’m donating all my proceeds to Everytown, a movement to end gun violence and build safer communities. By selling these t-shirts and donating the profits, I’m doing more than Congress ever will to stop gun violence. Available until Tuesday, October 17 at 8pm ET. $30, and at least $10 of each tee will be donated.

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