Jeffrey Kalmikoff @jeffrey

http://twitter.com/jeffrey

Designerd, husband, new dad, weirdo. Avid fan: scary movies, loud music, lowbrow art, lists. Frequently mis-tagged in strangers' photos.

  • jeffrey

    August 31st at 7:08am
    74 6

    at 10:30 in the morning this one braved a lingual and upper-lip frenectomy. by bath time she was mostly all smiles. I, on the other hand, witnessed the procedure, and it totally fucked me up. she was velcro'd into a tight swaddle cocoon from her shoulders to her calves. one nurse held her head still, one nurse held her body still, and all I could do was hold on to her feet. I kept talking to her so she could hear my voice. because they used a laser, we all had to wear goggles, including her. hers were completely opaque. I guess that's probably for the best, but still also tough to witness. she had this procedure done while totally immobilized and only able to see darkness. I felt totally helpless to comfort her. on the bright side, she'll never remember any of this.

    suitsmy

    2 months ago
    👧 @yuaiaiaih😌

    psychiconair

    3 months ago
    You made your point extremely clearly..

    jeffrey

    3 months ago
    come see her!

    makeupmama79

    3 months ago
    My girl! :(

    jeffrey

    3 months ago
    @mollygia we miss you guys too! ❤️❤️

    mollygia

    3 months ago
    Poor Baby! That sounds awful. I'm glad she is okay now. Elan had an upper frenulum injury this year and it was horrible! We should get them together for a frenulum support group play session. Miss you guys. ❤️❤️❤️
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  • jeffrey

    August 16th at 1:59am
    102 13

    chill master

    denialart

    13 days ago
    Sweet!
    Rock it!!

    jamiefowler__

    27 days ago
    Excellent!

    popicongraphics

    1 month ago
    cool

    dc_custom_velos

    1 month ago
    Boom! ❤️
    She's adorable! I sent you a message that may interest you, let me know what you think

    ___pe___

    2 months ago
    😙

    aj_miraflor21

    2 months ago
    🔥

    mcor1528

    3 months ago
    Awesome profile

    makeupmama79

    4 months ago
    So chunky and red! Lol!
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  • jeffrey

    July 11th at 8:53am
    106 9

    today was my first time with Josie by myself for just shy of a full day. it was memorable. we had a dance party.

    iamcwiokk

    21 days ago
    Have a Great Day

    rebeca_bso

    22 days ago
    Great post, lets connect!?!

    jamiefowler__

    27 days ago
    Rad!

    cwebb711

    4 months ago
    👍

    thelosangelesriver

    5 months ago
    🔥🔥🔥

    wsfeet_hnologyeasas

    5 months ago
    xоpошeго дня! y мeня eсть отличная новость! 15 июля ожидаeтся пpeд вeчepинка главного фeстиваля клyбной мyзыки ALFA FUТURE PЕОPLЕ в Thе Бассeйн! Cпeциальный гость: SWАNКY TUNES

    thepushskateboarding

    5 months ago
    🤘🏼

    lilridiculiz

    5 months ago
    Can't wait to keep that party going this week!!
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  • jeffrey

    July 9th at 10:46pm
    50 1

    quality time

    thelosangelesriver

    5 months ago
    ✌✌✌
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  • jeffrey

    July 5th at 4:41am
    23 2

    @satanfinger #represent

    idfwudam

    2 months ago
    @cxbechir tf😂

    cxbechir

    2 months ago
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  • jeffrey

    June 26th at 7:31pm
    53 2

    that was fun for a while.

    idfwudam

    2 months ago
    @cxbechir 😂😂😂😂😂dead

    cxbechir

    2 months ago
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  • jeffrey

    June 19th at 11:45pm
    46 3

    this one

    jeffrey

    5 months ago
    fight fight fight

    jeffrey_slv

    5 months ago
    ^no I want it

    jeffrey_umosella

    6 months ago
    Let me buy the @
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  • jeffrey

    June 18th at 3:23am

    so. happy. right. now.

    expealidocious

    6 months ago
    Yay for making a dream come true!!

    jeffrey

    6 months ago
    @expealidocious went to his show, went all in on the meet & greet add-on!

    expealidocious

    6 months ago
    How did that happen?!

    jeffrey

    6 months ago
    @clawkeeper thank youuuu! 😆

    clawkeeper

    6 months ago
    Nice shirttttttt

    justingraham_

    6 months ago
    So cool!
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  • jeffrey

    June 15th at 2:37am
    48 1

    bff

    manhattanmonster

    6 months ago
    love all of this
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  • jeffrey

    June 14th at 5:30am
    46 2

    it's getting weird

    jordan.correa

    3 days ago
    Ur a nut

    danross5

    4 months ago
    Look sick in this bro
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