"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. –Wayne Gretzky" –Michael Scott, on low confidence voicemail transcription 🍌
"No no no! The second question was 'Do I really have to ask you two more times?' So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning." [...] "He's right."
“We need more ‘Bort’ license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of ‘Bort’ license plates.”
More of a Fred the Baker guy myself.
"'Two roads diverged in a subway station [...]' –Robert Frost" —John Brunell
Cafe Tacvuba brought la casa down tonight. #culero