Josh Swain @joshswain

  • joshswain

    November 3rd at 6:38am
    39 3

    Lila made a last minute Foxy the Pirate mask for Radley out of construction paper. He's just creepy enough to pull it off.

    justinboh

    30 days ago
    Such a great shot!

    allanrosenow

    1 month ago
    Boo, Radley.

    pochitomalo

    1 month ago
    Darn near creepiest thing I've seen
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  • joshswain

    October 11th at 8:27pm
    14 8

    When your kids don't want you to work.

    mdsienzant

    2 months ago
    @joshswain never too old for jumpscares across 5 games and tons of lore. Jump in!

    joshswain

    2 months ago
    @mdsienzant ha! Nope! I'm too old for that stuff.

    mdsienzant

    2 months ago
    Are you ready for Freddy?

    joshswain

    2 months ago
    Ha! I didn't know they left one there 😆

    dmtmeowmeow

    2 months ago
    Your kids are very good at drawing.

    dmtmeowmeow

    2 months ago
    My parents have a drawing of all of them on the fridge.

    joshswain

    2 months ago
    Yeah, Five Nights at Freddie's was probably not the best game to buy for them 😅

    pochitomalo

    2 months ago
    That's all kinds of creepy
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  • joshswain

    September 18th at 6:21am
    30 2

    Got a telescope. That's the moon in the background. First time I've seen it this close. Real life is incredible.

    alectriciti

    3 months ago
    My binoculars just came in! Space is amazing.

    allanrosenow

    3 months ago
    Science!
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  • joshswain

    September 12th at 7:58pm
    14 0

    This is what happens when a toy is missing.

  • joshswain

    August 28th at 3:49am
    25 2

    🌊 Radley feeling free 🌊

    joshswain

    3 months ago
    ⛰ yep 🚌

    allanrosenow

    3 months ago
    You drive over the mountains?
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  • joshswain

    June 27th at 3:45am
    43 12

    That feeling when your son turns twelve and is clearly less a kid and more a young man and you're really proud of him and no those aren't tears it's just really dusty here.

    joshswain

    3 months ago
    Ha! Yeah, it's what all the kids are doing these days.

    blakeagalloway

    3 months ago
    Did you buy him a scooter with just the front wheel?

    jeffreyyrileyy

    5 months ago
    He totally got that face on the right from you. So good

    joshswain

    5 months ago
    @johnserika LA is great 😎 (of course).

    johnserika

    5 months ago
    How is LA?

    joshswain

    5 months ago
    Well, with a list like that, fifth favorite isn't half bad.

    sjmcclure

    5 months ago
    you're my favourite dad. after me. and Bob. and then maybe Ned Stark. oh, and God, though i probably should have listed him before the fallen Lord of Winterfell...

    levibethune

    5 months ago
    Dad allergies.

    gautraud

    5 months ago
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  • joshswain

    May 31st at 1:26am
    15 11

    Just found this in my garage and we couldn't possibly be moving out fast enough now. I've never seen a spider this big outside of a zoo 😳

    ehaidle

    4 months ago
    Niiiiiiice

    toddswoope

    6 months ago
    Seems like the perfect opportunity to burn the place to the ground.

    mdsienzant

    6 months ago
    It just wants to hug your face!

    joshswain

    6 months ago
    @allanrosenow sounds like the start of a good Nick Cage movie.

    joshswain

    6 months ago
    @ericankenman you have no idea how irrationally terrified I was taking this photo.

    allanrosenow

    6 months ago
    That spider in your doorway is going to be pissed that you killed his mail order bride.

    ericankenman

    6 months ago
    I'm impressed that the spider played dead long enough to let you take its picture next to your thumb.

    joshswain

    6 months ago
    Right?! New development: spider may have entered the house through an Amazon package. Was found in some plastic bins we had delivered weeks ago that we hadn't opened until today. Either way, I say burn the whole place down just to be safe.

    lisacourts

    6 months ago
    Nope. 🕷🔫

    alectriciti

    6 months ago
    What're you doing in Australia?
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  • joshswain

    April 28th at 11:05pm
    20 0

    Honestly not sure if I can trust these two.

  • joshswain

    April 14th at 10:07pm
    13 3

    When this breaks out into a civil war which side will you take?

    ericmonroe74

    8 months ago
    Cream in coffee? That's like adding water to a tank of gasoline.....makes it useless. And horrible. And useless.........and horrible.

    johnserika

    8 months ago
    Ohhhh. I like cream and negativity 😬

    pdraber

    8 months ago
    Ha!
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  • joshswain

    December 22nd at 11:49pm
    30 3

    (Presented without comment) #nofilter #latergram

    allanrosenow

    12 months ago
    Jelly.

    pdraber

    12 months ago
    Gimme sum

    mynameiscolton

    12 months ago
    So many great things in one picture
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