Josiah Platt @josiahplatt

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Seven years ago today this perfect, hilarious, beautiful and obviously really dumb woman made the worst decision of her life and married me. I can't imagine life without her, and not a day goes by that I don't thank the creator for helping me sucker her into my arms. I love you @jessicaplatt. My life was a pale reflection of what it is now before you came into it. #iLoveMyWife #myWifeIsHot #betterFixMyAC #shinyHead #giantSquid
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Seven years ago today this perfect, hilarious, beautiful and obviously really dumb woman made the worst decision of her life and married me. I can't imagine life without her, and not a day goes by that I don't thank the creator for helping me sucker her into my arms. I love you @jessicaplatt. My life was a pale reflection of what it is now before you came into it. #iLoveMyWife #myWifeIsHot #betterFixMyAC #shinyHead #giantSquid

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@mhmanes - Instagram live is a success. #theYear2000
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@mhmanes - Instagram live is a success. #theYear2000

My beautiful wife is celebrating her 30th spooky Halloween birthday today. I love you @jessicaplatt! I'm honored to share life with you. You are lovely, ridiculous, brilliant & hilarious and I can't imagine life without you. #howDidITrickHerIntoMarriage
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My beautiful wife is celebrating her 30th spooky Halloween birthday today. I love you @jessicaplatt! I'm honored to share life with you. You are lovely, ridiculous, brilliant & hilarious and I can't imagine life without you. #howDidITrickHerIntoMarriage

Not sure how I tricked this woman into marrying me six years ago today, but I'm glad I got away with it. Feels more like six weeks. I love you @jessicaplatt! #timeflies #love #marriagerules #hashtag #whyareyoureadingthese #ಠ_ಠ #goaway
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Not sure how I tricked this woman into marrying me six years ago today, but I'm glad I got away with it. Feels more like six weeks. I love you @jessicaplatt! #timeflies #love #marriagerules #hashtag #whyareyoureadingthese #ಠ_ಠ #goaway

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Finished an amazing Christmas feast with @jessicaplatt's from-scratch apple pie. I don't deserve this.
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Finished an amazing Christmas feast with @jessicaplatt's from-scratch apple pie. I don't deserve this.

Great way to start the weekend. My hot wife is hot. Also. Hot. #hotThough #dragonForceApparently
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Great way to start the weekend. My hot wife is hot. Also. Hot. #hotThough #dragonForceApparently

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It's @jessicaplatt's birthday today. She's the most amazing person I know, and I honored to be her husband. It's not often that many people get to see her ridiculous side, but as she decided to dance her way back from the end of a dock at White Rock Lake she forgot about burst mode. I love you babe!! #dontKillMeThough #youShouldSeeTheOther88Shots #futureGif
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It's @jessicaplatt's birthday today. She's the most amazing person I know, and I honored to be her husband. It's not often that many people get to see her ridiculous side, but as she decided to dance her way back from the end of a dock at White Rock Lake she forgot about burst mode. I love you babe!! #dontKillMeThough #youShouldSeeTheOther88Shots #futureGif

I dropped this penny today and this is legitimately how it landed. #doYouBelieveInMagic #andIHopeYouDo #hahaNoButReallyDemonsMaybe
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I dropped this penny today and this is legitimately how it landed. #doYouBelieveInMagic #andIHopeYouDo #hahaNoButReallyDemonsMaybe

I'm assuming @linzharker is hoarding all the knives for the murders she appears to be plotting. #whyalltheknives #stabbydeath #sleepwithoneeyeopen #hahanobutreally
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I'm assuming @linzharker is hoarding all the knives for the murders she appears to be plotting. #whyalltheknives #stabbydeath #sleepwithoneeyeopen #hahanobutreally

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Hyperlapse is incredible. #hyperlapse #nerd also - my wife is hot. #iwin
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Hyperlapse is incredible. #hyperlapse #nerd also - my wife is hot. #iwin

I do all my anking there. #orth #allas #ank #oop #rap #eepee
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I do all my anking there. #orth #allas #ank #oop #rap #eepee

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