Stuart Carlton @jscarlton

  • jscarlton

    October 29th at 11:06pm
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    We started an annual Halloween block party this year. The neighbors are more creative than we are.

  • jscarlton

    October 18th at 2:42pm
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    Partial zero emission vehicle.

  • jscarlton

    October 9th at 4:00pm
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    Once the quotes came back in dactylic hexameter, they realized they had no choice but to go epic.

    billydalto

    3 months ago
    Ah, just realized that's not a book but an article. Please ignore me!

    billydalto

    3 months ago
    How did you like that one? Worth reading?
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  • jscarlton

    October 2nd at 7:33pm

    Dang, why is this 🐥 so depressed?

  • jscarlton

    September 24th at 9:01pm

    Hmm...

    juliehmiller

    4 months ago
    I'm scared to know what happens if you pull that tab?

    karalo07

    4 months ago
    😂😂
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  • jscarlton

    August 27th at 11:45pm
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    Go home, Texas. You're drunk.

    jscarlton

    5 months ago
    Ha! All mine, and there's no problem there, believe me.

    billydalto

    5 months ago
    I need some scale here. Is that a Trump hand or one of your big mitts?

    nolaloolooloo

    5 months ago
    😮😮😮
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  • jscarlton

    July 10th at 1:31am
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    Look: it's 6 in the evening and like 900 degrees out. The only acceptable beverages are:

    1) mojito
    2) GnT
    3) Cold beer
    4) the melted remains of your sister's ice cream

    I am having one, and my son is having another.

  • jscarlton

    July 4th at 7:30pm

    I wish I played a band instrument so I could bring people together with music instead of melting their faces off with my nosedive gravity bomb axe-shredding.

  • jscarlton

    March 12th at 6:01pm

    Free beer makes it less unbearable.

    jscarlton

    10 months ago
    To the extent that any lunch can be worth the wait, sure?

    juliehmiller

    10 months ago
    So was it worth the wait?
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  • jscarlton

    March 12th at 5:29pm

    40 minutes before they open.

    jscarlton

    10 months ago
    But: free beer.
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