We started an annual Halloween block party this year. The neighbors are more creative than we are.
Partial zero emission vehicle.
Once the quotes came back in dactylic hexameter, they realized they had no choice but to go epic.
Dang, why is this 🐥 so depressed?
Go home, Texas. You're drunk.
Look: it's 6 in the evening and like 900 degrees out. The only acceptable beverages are:
3) Cold beer
4) the melted remains of your sister's ice cream
I am having one, and my son is having another.
I wish I played a band instrument so I could bring people together with music instead of melting their faces off with my nosedive gravity bomb axe-shredding.
Free beer makes it less unbearable.
40 minutes before they open.