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So @bell sent me jelly beans in time for my birthday. Cool! Still waiting on my phone though. This fat kid has obviously never said no to candy.
This squirrel girl cover is gold.
Shit. Random Magic card played on the street. I guess I have -1/-1 now? No wonder I'm tired. #magic #mtg #magicthegathering
Love still waking up at 515am on my day off. #prettymorningselfie
"Take these seeds into the bathroom and I'm gonna need ya to put them waaaaay up inside your butthole, Morty. Way up inside there. As far as they can fit."