JMB @kingbobo

I'm amazing and all that jazz. houstonian, nerd, and future ruler of the world (reasons I don't have a husband). Command. Divide. Conquer. 

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#bestnine2017 #beingbasic
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#bestnine2017 #beingbasic

I was busy making #thanksgiving #leftovers last night #sundaydinner #brisket #potpie #gay #chef #fatkid #gainz
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I was busy making #thanksgiving #leftovers last night #sundaydinner #brisket #potpie #gay #chef #fatkid #gainz

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Internally I’m like ... dis bitch; externally I’m like #ohheyyy #disbitch  #selfie #selfiegay #selfiegame #metime #gymselfie #sideeye
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Internally I’m like ... dis bitch; externally I’m like #ohheyyy #disbitch #selfie #selfiegay #selfiegame #metime #gymselfie #sideeye

Umm @beatboxbeverages y’all got some splainnin to do with this clone of mine .. is bad enough people in @houston____astros_ think @yasielpuig looks like me #worldseries #houston #astros #dodgers #losangeles
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Umm @beatboxbeverages y’all got some splainnin to do with this clone of mine .. is bad enough people in @houston____astros_ think @yasielpuig looks like me #worldseries #houston #astros #dodgers #losangeles

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