Kyle Ankney @kyleankney

http://kyleankney.com/

Public Relations. Social Media. Obsessed with fashion, food, selfies, pretty things and lip balm. …And Mariah Carey

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Happy almost birthday to me!
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Happy almost birthday to me!

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In life, we all come across countless people everyday, and more often than not, we don’t give it much thought. 
But there are times, when we come across a person, and it is abundantly clear that our meeting was meant to be. Call it fate, call it destiny, call it the way of the universe. 
Whatever it is, it was meant to be. 
You make me smile, you make me smile, you finish my bitchy sentences for me, and we can communicate with each other without saying a single word. 
Even my phone knows how much you mean to me, because it compiled this video of photos of you for me to look at everyday. 
Happy Birthday, Kolin! I love you!
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In life, we all come across countless people everyday, and more often than not, we don’t give it much thought. But there are times, when we come across a person, and it is abundantly clear that our meeting was meant to be. Call it fate, call it destiny, call it the way of the universe. Whatever it is, it was meant to be. You make me smile, you make me smile, you finish my bitchy sentences for me, and we can communicate with each other without saying a single word. Even my phone knows how much you mean to me, because it compiled this video of photos of you for me to look at everyday. Happy Birthday, Kolin! I love you!

When you’re laying in bed on a Wednesday, wishing it was a Friday, and realizing you’re in need of a strong cocktail, a hug… and probably another strong cocktail. 
Welcome to my life.
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When you’re laying in bed on a Wednesday, wishing it was a Friday, and realizing you’re in need of a strong cocktail, a hug… and probably another strong cocktail. Welcome to my life.

I just sent my dad this baby picture, and he responded with, “who’s that?” Also, this is quite possibly the most masculine photo of me in existence.
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I just sent my dad this baby picture, and he responded with, “who’s that?” Also, this is quite possibly the most masculine photo of me in existence.

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The bigger the hair, the closer to God… or something like that.
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The bigger the hair, the closer to God… or something like that.

Meet the topic of my next YouTube video. 💅🏻
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Meet the topic of my next YouTube video. 💅🏻

This is what happens when you run out of time to do your hair in the morning. 
Jewfro: Level 💯 🙈🙈🙈
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This is what happens when you run out of time to do your hair in the morning. Jewfro: Level 💯 🙈🙈🙈

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I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning, but this was basically the best I could do. 
Coffee and cuddles required. ❄️
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I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning, but this was basically the best I could do. Coffee and cuddles required. ❄️

True story: I went into Sunglasses Hut a friend for no other reason than to pass time. 
I try these on for shits and giggles. As I’m outwardly vocalizing my confusion between loving them and hating them, a man who is sitting on a bench while his wife shops, says, “Those look really good on you, dude.” I had no idea he was talking to me until he said it again. 
When I told him I feel like that they may be too flashy, he responded with, “You’re wearing a fucking see-through shirt.” I own them now. 
The end.
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True story: I went into Sunglasses Hut a friend for no other reason than to pass time. I try these on for shits and giggles. As I’m outwardly vocalizing my confusion between loving them and hating them, a man who is sitting on a bench while his wife shops, says, “Those look really good on you, dude.” I had no idea he was talking to me until he said it again. When I told him I feel like that they may be too flashy, he responded with, “You’re wearing a fucking see-through shirt.” I own them now. The end.

Wearing all black to match the mood of this gloomy day. 😔
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Wearing all black to match the mood of this gloomy day. 😔

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I was so excited to get these cute, comfy, Christmas PJs!

As of 30 seconds ago, it dawned on me that have “ho” written all over them. 🤨🤨🤨
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I was so excited to get these cute, comfy, Christmas PJs! As of 30 seconds ago, it dawned on me that have “ho” written all over them. 🤨🤨🤨

Throwback to the day I was longing to be on a beach, but the best I could do was a patio. 😫😫😫
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Throwback to the day I was longing to be on a beach, but the best I could do was a patio. 😫😫😫

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