Darin Ross @luckyshirt

http://featherandmatch.com

Creator of Superfight and Red Flags. But to most people, I'm just the guy who wrote the burrito rant. Current project at

  • luckyshirt

    December 7th at 8:16pm
    89 5

    On this day in 1941, a woman stationed in the commissary at Pearl Harbor heard the Japanese planes arrive, and felt the earth move beneath her from the initial explosions of the bombs they brought. She ran for her life without direction, as did so many of her friends. While more bombs fell, a car driven by a man she didn't know sped up to her and stopped. The man who was driving told her to get in, and she did. That woman was my grandmother. The man was my grandfather. I think about that a lot. About how I would not exist if this didn't happen. The event that was a brick in the road to my life was also a brick in the road to America unleashing the power of two artificial suns on two Japanese cities, killing 129,000 people, and marking the first and last time nuclear weapons were used in war. I think about it a lot, because it's a lot to think about.

    fakezackklapman

    26 minutes ago
    Whoa.
    Craaaaaaaaazy

    pibbitybibbity

    3 hours ago
    Life is bizarre in so many ways.

    mike_who

    4 hours ago
    Thank you for sharing.

    ms.pirate

    5 hours ago
    Wow
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  • luckyshirt

    December 7th at 5:33pm
    50 1

    If you feel alone and unloved in this universe, just take a moment to remember that same universe made this the All-Star line of the day on the same day Neil deGrasse Tyson broke into my car and stole my tweets.

    luckyshirt

    7 hours ago
    @unanyth1ng I think that comes with not actually being stupid.
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  • luckyshirt

    December 7th at 5:20pm
    31 2

    Okay. #2016bestnine

    dessa

    7 hours ago
    Turnt to 11.

    feminartistry

    7 hours ago
    That Burning Man photo, though, gets me all 😍
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  • luckyshirt

    December 7th at 4:57pm
    24 4

    So I WAS just posting the Neil Degrassi High thing thinking six years later he didn't ACTUALLY rip me off, then one of his fans was all like LOL UR SO DUM HE TWEETED THIS B4. And he did. Five times. The first of which was three months after the first time I did. When it was one of my top tweets on favstar, and getting shown around the internet, as seen in this picture someone tumbl'd of it back then. Meaning now I actually do believe Mike Tyson ripped me off. Then The Oatmeal drew it to put the cherry and the sundae in orbit. I've since (yesterday) discovered a stand-up comedian made a similar joke in the eighties. Like I've said before, there are only so many jokes in this life, and with the saddest of us chasing them all day, we are bound to run into each other. But I'm ready to call this one intentional.

    _msmonster

    7 hours ago
    Mike Tyson!!!! XD don't fight, I love you both :)

    metomentodo

    8 hours ago
    Mike Tyson?

    notalyssawillis

    8 hours ago
    This is the most iconic feud of 2016

    __littlebean

    8 hours ago
    That potato's pretty decent at drawing diagrams
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  • luckyshirt

    December 7th at 2:21am
    176 13

    While you sleep, Neil deGrasse Tyson goes through your tweets from 2010 and steals them. #science #fact

    _c_h_i_l_l_a_x_

    7 hours ago
    Ummm πŸ™„πŸ˜‚

    jayswanson

    18 hours ago
    That's why I come to you with all of my scientific needs

    arjunbasu

    20 hours ago
    He's a nerd turd. πŸ€“ πŸ’©

    ksaucebot

    20 hours ago
    I refuse to believe this. Maybe it's a Lamarck/Darwin situation

    beccascottkerns

    21 hours ago
    What a hack

    lakenymph_

    22 hours ago
    HAHA

    heidi11hawkins

    22 hours ago
    Whaaaa

    sammichfelge

    22 hours ago
    it me.

    capricecrane

    22 hours ago
    Yuck. Dislike.

    the89thkey

    22 hours ago
    Circle of ego death
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  • luckyshirt

    December 4th at 5:29am
  • luckyshirt

    December 4th at 3:59am

    Burning Man sucks don't go

    unepetitesouris

    4 days ago
    Only 9 more months 😊
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  • luckyshirt

    December 3rd at 8:20am
    94 7

    Well shit. βœ…

    djnikkiofficial

    4 days ago
    😺😺

    the89thkey

    4 days ago
    Finally, a way to weed out all those fake Darin Ross accounts.

    sniffyjenkins

    5 days ago
    The Real Luckyshirt

    sammichfelge

    5 days ago
    dope

    more_amor

    5 days ago
    Nice!

    antichrista

    5 days ago
    I always wondered if you were really you!

    bowbafett

    5 days ago
    πŸ‘€
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  • luckyshirt

    December 3rd at 1:26am
    63 2

    when bae follows u

    yukibomb

    4 days ago
    πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

    hennypotter

    4 days ago
    πŸ˜‚
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  • luckyshirt

    December 2nd at 5:03pm
    161 11

    For 32 days, I have tweeted noting but the lyrics to Smashmouth's "All Star". One line each day. In reverse. The song is about halfway through. My friendships are about 95% through. There is no art without sacrifice.

    aprilefff

    5 days ago
    WELL-!

    ksaucebot

    5 days ago
    Yeah this increases our friendship. Which, since we don't know each other, means our friendship remains technically at 0% but in my mind at approx 15%

    tehhutch

    5 days ago
    Oh man that's awesome

    xraygrl

    5 days ago
    Clearly "MmmBop" needs to be your next art piece.

    faelacarvalho

    5 days ago
    I'm sad I only realized you were doing that when you tweeted "hey now" these days.

    omnichord

    5 days ago
    Im willing to stick it out...but i really hope 3rd Eye Blind's "do do do" song comes next

    luckyshirt

    5 days ago
    @lizzayhiphooray yet look at all those #shrekteeth

    lizzayhiphooray

    5 days ago
    Disappointed there's not more tagged #highshrek
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