Luke Hand @lukehand

  • lukehand

    May 6th at 2:06am
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    🙏🏻

  • lukehand

    April 22nd at 12:10pm
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    The Baldness Report. 22/04/2017. Looks like I'm balding straight up the middle. Perfect for a combover.
    David Stazwiak (@daysofspaceycat) took this photo. A terrific talent and great person. David said I could use this photo.

    magicsteven

    1 month ago
    I'm on the same path

    lukehand

    1 month ago
    @lovable_pelican you make it look presidential!

    lovable_pelican

    1 month ago
    I'm bald up the middle too BTW. Its not so bad.

    lovable_pelican

    1 month ago
    Look at you, gardening
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  • lukehand

    April 3rd at 3:36pm
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    Mum signing off on this quote that she delivered to Georgie a few years ago about falling pregnant with me at uni and ruining her life.

    paehoddy

    2 months ago
    Does that mean you guys are having a baby? 😜 🍼

    lukehand

    2 months ago
    @l_hand 😂🙏🏻

    l_hand

    2 months ago
    Can I please have one!!!

    l_hand

    2 months ago
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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  • lukehand

    March 25th at 9:11am
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    Geo says that zucchini is a fruit!!

    sitting_still

    2 months ago
    Fake News

    lukehand

    2 months ago
    @l_hand struth! Interwesting..!

    l_hand

    2 months ago
    Anything with a seed is a fruit, vegetables a the root of a plant... I taught year 4 science last year and the topic was plants.. crazy facts

    lukehand

    2 months ago
    Tomato is a fruit too as well.

    lukehand

    2 months ago
    @soakingwet just riffing with you, my man. It's all love!

    soakingwet

    2 months ago
    Sounds like some sort of slander you would throw about online #fruittruther

    lukehand

    2 months ago
    @soakingwet who said it wasn't?

    soakingwet

    2 months ago
    It's both!
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  • lukehand

    March 12th at 5:18am
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    lovable_pelican

    2 months ago
    This should go in the Instagram manual
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  • lukehand

    March 9th at 11:15am
    21 3

    These have lived forever and grown in size like a million times.

    greenparkdining

    2 months ago

    lukehand

    2 months ago
    @lovable_pelican I feed them Nerds

    lovable_pelican

    2 months ago
    I don't think you're meant to feed them hundreds and thousands dude
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  • lukehand

    March 3rd at 7:30am
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    lukehand

    3 months ago
    @jjjahgram excuse me? Chicken?? Perhaps we haven't met..? S&V!

    jjjahgram

    3 months ago
    Chicken flavoured chips I hope! Looks like a good meat free option for Fridays in Lent!

    djarmbisupreme

    3 months ago
    Yes mate

    byronscullin

    3 months ago

    grty86

    3 months ago
    I used to melt kraft singles over a bread roll with only BBQ smiths when I was younger. And I stilll think about that simple snack

    slimejam

    3 months ago
    Ooh la la. Bit fucken fancy don't you reckon?

    benjaminiarmstrong

    3 months ago
    King shit yo!!!!!

    magicsteven

    3 months ago
    yum
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  • lukehand

    February 26th at 10:16am
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    Suffering succotash!! Opening my mum's fortune cookie at David and Mary's wedding last night. #mchosethed

    pettegg

    3 months ago
    @lukehand whaaaaaat!!!!! That's insane hahahaha

    lukehand

    3 months ago
    @pettegg are you sitting down? It was blank! What does it mean!?!?

    pettegg

    3 months ago
    What did it saaaay?
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  • lukehand

    February 25th at 2:31am
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    I carved the F-word into the pew in front of me at church! ☠️

  • lukehand

    February 5th at 3:17am
    46 1

    I made this baby toy for my nephew! It's a hit!

    tomatimou

    4 months ago
    It's the simple things in life that are often the best... wait where is that a quote from? Me.. definitely me.
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