Mary Green @maryrules

http://twitter.com/maryrules

I think I'm funny. Snap: noitsmary

  • maryrules

    January 20th at 10:50pm
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    😃

    ashleysheardforprez

    10 hours ago
    thanks
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  • maryrules

    January 19th at 11:16pm
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    Hey, I'm this asshole now!

    maryrules

    2 days ago
    All of the young men here look like 80s Morrissey
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  • maryrules

    January 19th at 5:56pm

    maryrules

    2 days ago
    @ahemnason These are the things that make me think data analysis was the correct path over records management ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    maryrules

    2 days ago
    @ahemnason Oh I know! There are almost always sketchy homeless dudes in the reading room. I was there last week one night just before close and one was refusing to leave and the poor librarians were scared and calling security :(

    ahemnason

    2 days ago
    @maryrules oh we don't have time to read, but you WOULD DEFINITELY have spent at least a part of your day finding bodily fluids in places they shouldn't be, while also being treated like a babysitter by some folks, while also having to make sure no one is jerking it at a computer. Hug your public librarians! They have all seen some SERIOUS shit.

    maryrules

    2 days ago
    I go every day at lunch just to read. I missed my calling as a librarian, though.

    courteney.craig

    2 days ago
    You have a good view

    tastyfishnchips

    2 days ago
    My friend works there!
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  • maryrules

    January 18th at 3:07pm
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    I thought I lost u in Halifax, let's never fight again 💓💅🏻🔪

    yaycomedy

    2 days ago
    😎
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  • maryrules

    January 17th at 12:35am
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    Loving serenity thru chemicals ✌🏻

    maryrules

    5 days ago
    @jilliancomeau Yes, just finding healthier ways to cope with the general state of the world and trying to work my way up to doing comedy again. 😘

    jilliancomeau

    5 days ago
    I took that stuff a couple times during a rough patch a few years back. You OK boo?
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    January 15th at 5:58pm
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  • maryrules

    January 14th at 11:05pm
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    S01E01

  • maryrules

    January 14th at 10:03pm
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    🎶 Eatin a sleeve of saltines in my underwear, watchin Bojack Horseman 🎶

  • maryrules

    January 14th at 1:35am
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    So do I

  • maryrules

    January 10th at 12:52am
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    PSA 😭🍕

    shufflerepeat

    11 days ago
    I thought the skillet pro move was to fry it cheese side down?
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