In the two days since Steve Bannon was ousted, alt-right activists have been clamoring for me to fill the void. I’m up for the challenge, @BreitbartNews!
Here's my cover letter & a link to my up-to-date resume: https://www.linkedin.com/in/misha-collins-1381ab92 (LINK IN BIO) I can start work next Wednesday...
Hey #canadiancoastguard, this sailboat blew off its mooring and is grounded on the rocks in Britannia Beach, BC. Looks like it could use a tow home.
Happy new year! Me and mini me are back to work!
This is a NSFW video showing the tawdry depths of my December 31st. What are you doing to ring in the new year?
Man, I hate it when strategies to encourage responsible governance get stuck in my head... (My childhood friend, Josh, started this great organization!)
Thank you to everybody who contributed to the #IWishForThisCampaign! I'm having a meeting with @lydiaplace & we'll be able to announce more about what we've been able to do with the funds soon (but the early results are in, and the answer is "quite a lot").
This video proves that @jensenackles physically slaps me at work. http://bit.ly/2iXHR5M
Just a few hours left! The #IWishForThis campaign ENDS TODAY! Get something for yourself or a friend & help us provide a home for homeless kids & their families. 100% of proceeds go to charity! Half the homeless families still need our help, so please join us!
LINK IN BIO
So far the #IWishForThis campaign has raised enough money to put dozens of homeless single moms and their kids into housing for the next year! Thank you to everyone who has supported! But we have more families still in need, so we’re extending for 3 more days! Join in and help me put kids in homes for the holidays! Thank you all!
bit.ly/IWishForThis_in (CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO)