Ilana: “I mean, an orgy in a non-sexual way. Just for, like, an Arc de Triomphe, that’s it.
Abbi: “What’s an Arc de Triomphe?” Ilana: “It’s like when two dude go down on us — this is how I picture it — and they’re butt-to-butt. And then you and I do Oprah hands.” Abbi: “Oh, I see now. Totally not sexual. We just stare at each other, right? As the dudes go down on us at the same time? So we’re making a lot of eye contact?” Ilana: “Exactly. It’s like a feminism thing.” #broadcity