Elle @muppetelle

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8 years today πŸ’’ (14 years together) I think we can reliably ascertain from this that @fastflatt didn't marry me for my cake making skills #notarealgirl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘° 🀡 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #thethoughtwasthere #Ish #notsurecinammonapplefudgebuttercreamchocolarechipisarealflavour #rulesareforfools
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8 years today πŸ’’ (14 years together) I think we can reliably ascertain from this that @fastflatt didn't marry me for my cake making skills #notarealgirl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘° 🀡 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #thethoughtwasthere #Ish #notsurecinammonapplefudgebuttercreamchocolarechipisarealflavour #rulesareforfools

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πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ Unicorn ice cubes for my #Pinkster pink gin. πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ πŸ‘‘ πŸ‘‘ πŸ‘‘
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πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ Unicorn ice cubes for my #Pinkster pink gin. πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ πŸ¦„ πŸ‘‘ πŸ‘‘ πŸ‘‘

Also bought the teeny tiniest bottle of pink gin 😍 😍 😍 @goodiesfoodhall - maybe not that practical but awesomely cute #gininmypocket πŸ˜‚
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Also bought the teeny tiniest bottle of pink gin 😍 😍 😍 @goodiesfoodhall - maybe not that practical but awesomely cute #gininmypocket πŸ˜‚

Guess where we popped in to on the way home from Diss today... Ahem... @goodiesfoodhall 😍😍😍😍 Worst/best place to go when you're hungry 😍😍😍
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Guess where we popped in to on the way home from Diss today... Ahem... @goodiesfoodhall 😍😍😍😍 Worst/best place to go when you're hungry 😍😍😍

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Fecking dog 🐢 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ if I'm on the sofa all day πŸ€’ πŸ’” πŸ€’ she's jolly well joining me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it's like having a real life teddy 🐻 bear. Not a particularly good nursemaid and she doesn't make me β˜• but Awwwwwwwww πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“ #sharpeisofinstagram #sharpei #bendyproblems
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Fecking dog 🐢 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ if I'm on the sofa all day πŸ€’ πŸ’” πŸ€’ she's jolly well joining me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it's like having a real life teddy 🐻 bear. Not a particularly good nursemaid and she doesn't make me β˜• but Awwwwwwwww πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“ #sharpeisofinstagram #sharpei #bendyproblems

I might start a #stuffonmywonkyknee series like #stuffonmybunny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I've been saving these for an emergency and they def worked I now feel sick from eating king size #reeses so not noticing knee pain so much πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 🀒 🀒 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh... my... god tho... 😍😍 LUSH 😍😍 #bendyproblems #itsalwayshalloweeninmysoul πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡
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I might start a #stuffonmywonkyknee series like #stuffonmybunny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I've been saving these for an emergency and they def worked I now feel sick from eating king size #reeses so not noticing knee pain so much πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 🀒 🀒 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh... my... god tho... 😍😍 LUSH 😍😍 #bendyproblems #itsalwayshalloweeninmysoul πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡

Finding a good use for the subluxed knee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #table if anybody has any jobs they can deliver to my knee I could do them πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #shoppingaddict #boredalready #tapedtowithinaninchofmylife #bendyproblems #sofabound πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Finding a good use for the subluxed knee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #table if anybody has any jobs they can deliver to my knee I could do them πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #shoppingaddict #boredalready #tapedtowithinaninchofmylife #bendyproblems #sofabound πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Handmade chicken Kiev from Long Stratton butchers (highly recommend) and a HUGE bowl of air fried hand-cut chips made the fam happy tonight πŸ’“πŸ’“ the Kiev were HUUUGE πŸ’“πŸ’“
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Handmade chicken Kiev from Long Stratton butchers (highly recommend) and a HUGE bowl of air fried hand-cut chips made the fam happy tonight πŸ’“πŸ’“ the Kiev were HUUUGE πŸ’“πŸ’“

Getting supplies for ma partttttyyyyy πŸ¦‡ #itsalwayshalloweeninmysoul #Halloween
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Getting supplies for ma partttttyyyyy πŸ¦‡ #itsalwayshalloweeninmysoul #Halloween

New hair 😍😍😍😍😍 my hairdresser πŸ’‡ is aaaaaaaaamazing I wish I had a Scooby how to do these curls #notarealgirl  #haircut #actuallysmiling #whatnopout #ifeelawks
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New hair 😍😍😍😍😍 my hairdresser πŸ’‡ is aaaaaaaaamazing I wish I had a Scooby how to do these curls #notarealgirl #haircut #actuallysmiling #whatnopout #ifeelawks

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Vet selfie #selfiedog  #sharpeisofinstagram #sharpei #sharpeiandme #wrinkly  #Lolapolarbear 🐢 🐻 β™₯️
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Vet selfie #selfiedog #sharpeisofinstagram #sharpei #sharpeiandme #wrinkly #Lolapolarbear 🐢 🐻 β™₯️

Sometimes only a fish finger 🐠 sarnie will do #cba #cravingstupidthings #tootiredtocook πŸ₯’ 🐠 πŸ₯— πŸ‘‘ #fishfingersandwich
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Sometimes only a fish finger 🐠 sarnie will do #cba #cravingstupidthings #tootiredtocook πŸ₯’ 🐠 πŸ₯— πŸ‘‘ #fishfingersandwich

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