"What I hate most in life is selfies." - Karl Lagerfeld (and Alex Apatoff)
Oh, like I was going to accept @erikaconvi’s challenge to dress my child as Baby New Year and then NOT put it on the internet for you all to question my parenting. #happynewyear#sorrykid
It must be a coincidence that I have the only boy AND the only child trying to Godzilla the birthday girl’s cake.
Santa delivered our matching pajamas in our future minivan that comes preloaded with a Raffi cassette and some Goldfish ground into the upholstery!!!
Is there any tradition more magical and treasured than decorating a tree to the sweet sounds of that holiday classic, my 30th birthday shot-for-shot remake of Kris Jenner’s masterpiece “Love My Friends”? Edited to add: link in bio, where it should have been for the last 18 months.
Santa was not accepting requests from 31-year-olds whose children pull beards so I guess I won’t be getting my diamond-encrusted private jet this year. Thanks @macys for a truly spectacular #santaland experience! (Edited to add: outfit clearly provided by @vlgarrison)
“I have no problem with journalists — many are friends. Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’” - Karl Lagerfeld #chanelboyfriend#activations#influencing 📷: @sharonkanter
Every day is Halloween when you want an excuse to put your kid in a costume repeatedly. (Also Josh is six months now; he’d love to meet you and affectionately pat your face.)