Alex Apatoff Besen @nicefunalex

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"What I hate most in life is selfies." - Karl Lagerfeld (and Alex Apatoff)

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Oh, like I was going to accept @erikaconvi’s challenge to dress my child as Baby New Year and then NOT put it on the internet for you all to question my parenting. #happynewyear #sorrykid
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Oh, like I was going to accept @erikaconvi’s challenge to dress my child as Baby New Year and then NOT put it on the internet for you all to question my parenting. #happynewyear #sorrykid

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It must be a coincidence that I have the only boy AND the only child trying to Godzilla the birthday girl’s cake.
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It must be a coincidence that I have the only boy AND the only child trying to Godzilla the birthday girl’s cake.

Santa delivered our matching pajamas in our future minivan that comes preloaded with a Raffi cassette and some Goldfish ground into the upholstery!!!
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Santa delivered our matching pajamas in our future minivan that comes preloaded with a Raffi cassette and some Goldfish ground into the upholstery!!!

Is there any tradition more magical and treasured than decorating a tree to the sweet sounds of that holiday classic, my 30th birthday shot-for-shot remake of Kris Jenner’s masterpiece “Love My Friends”? Edited to add: link in bio, where it should have been for the last 18 months.
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Is there any tradition more magical and treasured than decorating a tree to the sweet sounds of that holiday classic, my 30th birthday shot-for-shot remake of Kris Jenner’s masterpiece “Love My Friends”? Edited to add: link in bio, where it should have been for the last 18 months.

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One day I may leave the house again, but until then, it’s all photos of my exceptionally adorable child and his many chins, all the time. Thanks to @minted and @susiemcreative for these gorgeous photos! #castmecarters #90thpercentileheadsize
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One day I may leave the house again, but until then, it’s all photos of my exceptionally adorable child and his many chins, all the time. Thanks to @minted and @susiemcreative for these gorgeous photos! #castmecarters #90thpercentileheadsize

Santa was not accepting requests from 31-year-olds whose children pull beards so I guess I won’t be getting my diamond-encrusted private jet this year. Thanks @macys for a truly spectacular #santaland experience! (Edited to add: outfit clearly provided by @vlgarrison)
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Santa was not accepting requests from 31-year-olds whose children pull beards so I guess I won’t be getting my diamond-encrusted private jet this year. Thanks @macys for a truly spectacular #santaland experience! (Edited to add: outfit clearly provided by @vlgarrison)

“I have no problem with journalists — many are friends. Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’” - Karl Lagerfeld #chanelboyfriend #activations #influencing 📷: @sharonkanter
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“I have no problem with journalists — many are friends. Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’” - Karl Lagerfeld #chanelboyfriend #activations #influencing 📷: @sharonkanter

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Every day is Halloween when you want an excuse to put your kid in a costume repeatedly. (Also Josh is six months now; he’d love to meet you and affectionately pat your face.)
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Every day is Halloween when you want an excuse to put your kid in a costume repeatedly. (Also Josh is six months now; he’d love to meet you and affectionately pat your face.)

Claire was also wearing knee socks so they had a lot to talk about. Can’t believe #somethingoldsomethingnewman is over already! @capatoff @jon_newman2
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Claire was also wearing knee socks so they had a lot to talk about. Can’t believe #somethingoldsomethingnewman is over already! @capatoff @jon_newman2

Three people who are only kind of scared of @capatoff #somethingoldsomethingnewman
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Three people who are only kind of scared of @capatoff #somethingoldsomethingnewman

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#tbt to the last time @capatoff wore a veil. I hope she looks about equally as enthused on Saturday. Can’t wait to see this little genie-us marry @jon_newman2 in two days! #somethingoldsomethingnewman
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#tbt to the last time @capatoff wore a veil. I hope she looks about equally as enthused on Saturday. Can’t wait to see this little genie-us marry @jon_newman2 in two days! #somethingoldsomethingnewman

So nice to get those beautifully posed autumnal photo opps we always dreamed of for our children
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So nice to get those beautifully posed autumnal photo opps we always dreamed of for our children

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