I'm nowhere near as cool as you. But then again, who is?
I own a phone ☎️
It has a camera 📷
Sometimes I use it! 😁
This could be us, but you refuse to lower your standards and settle. #catsofinstagram #diegonax 🐱
I clearly put zero effort into instagram this year. And I'm ok with that.
I post so rarely nowadays that my #2016bestnine is basically all of the pictures I posted in 2016.
If anyone needs me this Labor Day Weekend, I'll be at home, curled up with my new book. #GoldenGirls #thankyouforbeingafriend
Inhale. Exhale... #PieceOfMe
The best part of my birthday in Vegas was this. (The screaming queen was not me)#PieceOfMe #WorkBitch @britneyspears
Birthday dinner, courtesy of @felixison. Thank you so much!
Actually, I see five. 👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼
It's. so. fucking. hot. ☀️
OMG it's so fucking hot. I'm melting. I hate every second of this. #melanoma