Just a guy with an iPhone. Also I like pie. Send me pictures of pie....and crumble...ah hell any baked goods. I'm wedded to the amazing @gildedariel
Let's smash the patriarchy! #womensmarch
Not too sure about the Trump inauguration's new slogan.
Just in time for the #Trump inauguration. I'm going to need every bubble to get through the stress of that day.
Yeah we do! Thanks to my amazing wife @gildedariel for this present #hamilton
What happens when your family is so large you can't get together till after Chanukah? You overcompensate #BurningDownTheHouse
I will never understand Americans and their chicken and waffles
Best wife/parents ever. My combined Hanukkah and birthday present.
My present to @gildedariel (right) and her present to me. Are we on the same wavelength or what?
Something every household needs until King Trump bans it.
Thank you to my amazing @gildedariel for putting up with me for another year and the awesome slippers