I kiss the clock at 11:11 and wear too much Forever 21 to be high class. I've never been hot enough to hold the car wash sign. I'm working on that.
Probably just gonna post my kids here until I do something with my life. At this rate this account is gonna be all about my kids until I die. 🖤
Well. We tried... the family who Gaps together, eventually snaps together. Merry Christmas from my merry band of misfits to yours.
Sometimes I think Aubree is growing up too fast and then other times we spend an hour recreating a hair bow look we saw in a Seventeen magazine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #hairstyles #doinitwell
8th grade formal dances. I'm not ready. I'm not ready...
The most me that I'll ever be. (I love that Charity took this photo of me and it wasn't staged or made to look better than it really is). It's just me. #gpoy #itme
The face you make when you give birth to your smarter, more popular, more fashionable mini me. #MiaRuth #MiniMe #MiniMia
If you've got it, flaunt it. (So I have no idea what I'm doing here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
When you try to make your wings look sharp enough to cut something but they just end up looking like Aladdin's lamp... 😒 #wingproblems #eyeliner #makeupmess
I've been on sick duty for the past few days. Truth be told- I kind of miss being a stay at home mom. It's the only thing I've ever been good at.
Accurate depiction of yourself Tuesday when you're still coming to terms with who you are now. (It's not good).