Roothakers @roothakers

Mother Writer Dentist classified Over Biter. Vodka enthusiast, just the booziest Sarcastic Piece of shit.

  • Posts
    1644
  • Followers
    1058
  • Following
    707
Me and @lmc2003 just doing what it takes to survive. (Drinking and crying).
  • Comments 1

Me and @lmc2003 just doing what it takes to survive. (Drinking and crying).

Advertising
Earth doing a humble brag. (For what it’s worth, 2017 was my least hottest year at this point).
  • Comments 0

Earth doing a humble brag. (For what it’s worth, 2017 was my least hottest year at this point).

When you low key trying to spy on your ex. #weliketohavefun
  • Comments 1

When you low key trying to spy on your ex. #weliketohavefun

Relevant
  • Comments 5

Relevant

Advertising
This should have been called “the man” salad because it was a huge disappointment.
  • Comments 5

This should have been called “the man” salad because it was a huge disappointment.

This is my art doppelgänger.
  • Comments 2

This is my art doppelgänger.

It’s lit fam.
  • Comments 1

It’s lit fam.

Advertising
My legacy ❤️
  • Comments 0

My legacy ❤️

When the majority of your expelled chromosomes are XX. ❤️
  • Comments 4

When the majority of your expelled chromosomes are XX. ❤️

When the worst thing imaginable happens. #ohioliving
  • Comments 7

When the worst thing imaginable happens. #ohioliving

Advertising
Me updating my resume.
  • Comments 2

Me updating my resume.

Giving thanks for these people today. They truly make me want to be a better person. Also they provide enough coverage that you can’t see how fat I am. 👌🏼 #happythanksgiving
  • Comments 6

Giving thanks for these people today. They truly make me want to be a better person. Also they provide enough coverage that you can’t see how fat I am. 👌🏼 #happythanksgiving

NEXT