Leo Barker @rousseau

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Former ‘Future former athlete’

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This relationship escalated quickly...
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This relationship escalated quickly...

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Mum just said I should be having more fresh fruit in my diet and that she would go and get some from the garden. (Swipe left for scale)

#paleo
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Mum just said I should be having more fresh fruit in my diet and that she would go and get some from the garden. (Swipe left for scale) #paleo

Found an appropriate wine for the occasion

#London2017 #LesAthletesDuVin
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Found an appropriate wine for the occasion #London2017 #LesAthletesDuVin

If you are ever lucky enough to be asked to house/cat-sit for @hayleycampbelly, and you can't find the washing machine, when you discover a new door and switch on the light, do not be surprised that her cellar is absolutely on brand. 
#☠️#💀#👻
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If you are ever lucky enough to be asked to house/cat-sit for @hayleycampbelly, and you can't find the washing machine, when you discover a new door and switch on the light, do not be surprised that her cellar is absolutely on brand. #☠️##👻

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Hayley Campbell, Dog Whisperer
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Hayley Campbell, Dog Whisperer

2pm lunch.
9pm handstands.
All time athletes.
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2pm lunch. 9pm handstands. All time athletes.

It's taken me a week to recover sufficiently to do justice to a stag to remember (though much is v fuzzy). From calculating roof to pool jump distances with Happy (still untested), to 'getting down' to 5ive at 4am, 'Vanessa' 😍, a 'quiet last night' dancing to Madonna at Pacha, I couldn't have asked to share 3 romantic sunsets (and respective sunrises) with a better group of guys. 'The bros and their brosés'. Bring on @davidpwebb's wedding!
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It's taken me a week to recover sufficiently to do justice to a stag to remember (though much is v fuzzy). From calculating roof to pool jump distances with Happy (still untested), to 'getting down' to 5ive at 4am, 'Vanessa' 😍, a 'quiet last night' dancing to Madonna at Pacha, I couldn't have asked to share 3 romantic sunsets (and respective sunrises) with a better group of guys. 'The bros and their brosés'. Bring on @davidpwebb's wedding!

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Krakow is absolutely excellent and I thoroughly recommend it. Relaxed, friendly and unbelievably pretty. Oh, and absurdly cheap!

I give it 3 and a half Judith Chalmers out of 5. 🍊🍊🍊🥕
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Krakow is absolutely excellent and I thoroughly recommend it. Relaxed, friendly and unbelievably pretty. Oh, and absurdly cheap! I give it 3 and a half Judith Chalmers out of 5. 🍊🍊🍊🥕

Five years ago today, I paid £100 (that I definitely didn't have as an impoverished athlete) to fly home just 3 days early from a training camp in Los Angeles. The reason? Because I could wait no longer to see this ridiculous creature in the photos above. She was worth it then, and she is worth ten times that now.
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Five years ago today, I paid £100 (that I definitely didn't have as an impoverished athlete) to fly home just 3 days early from a training camp in Los Angeles. The reason? Because I could wait no longer to see this ridiculous creature in the photos above. She was worth it then, and she is worth ten times that now.

If you're going to lose your mantle of "World's Ugliest Trainer" it may as well be to footballing dreamboat @david_preece
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If you're going to lose your mantle of "World's Ugliest Trainer" it may as well be to footballing dreamboat @david_preece

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Dinner with these total bastards. Man and wife.  Happy birthday @hayleycampbelly and apologies to @ollyrichards for breaking @tubbsmcgu's chair because I'm so fat. GREAT NIGHT.
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Dinner with these total bastards. Man and wife. Happy birthday @hayleycampbelly and apologies to @ollyrichards for breaking @tubbsmcgu's chair because I'm so fat. GREAT NIGHT.

"Buenos Aires is absurdly good. You should all go. 4 Judith Chalmers out of 5". 🍊🍊🍊🍊
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"Buenos Aires is absurdly good. You should all go. 4 Judith Chalmers out of 5". 🍊🍊🍊🍊

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