If I had a shrinking gun I would shoot myself so I could swim in this. Then again maybe it’s better if I had an enlarging gun so I could shoot this and have that much more hummus? Decisions, decisions.
This ice cream is so persian it grew a beard while waiting to be purchased
This TV was a bad boy
After her return to Winterfell, Arya took what savings she had, applied for a small business loan, which was approved(!) and moved out west and opened her own small business in the big city
What are pets? I’ll take Easy Questions for $400 Trebek
I want to be the guy who tells the 222nd person to get the fuck out of the party bc they are not welcome there and are risking the safety and lives of 221 more important people