Sam Means @sammeans

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Lola tracking drums for a song we wrote together the other night 😍
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Lola tracking drums for a song we wrote together the other night 😍

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Geezerpalooza 2.0
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Geezerpalooza 2.0

🥊👧🏼
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🥊👧🏼

Toco always gets me the best hot sauce.
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Toco always gets me the best hot sauce.

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#drawingwithlolabirdie
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#drawingwithlolabirdie

Cleanin’ up an old photo of @metro900. Leavin’ that cig, though 😝 P.S. @missmeans stole this years ago and left it in my hands. Thanks, Katie ❤️
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Cleanin’ up an old photo of @metro900. Leavin’ that cig, though 😝 P.S. @missmeans stole this years ago and left it in my hands. Thanks, Katie ❤️

Don’t look at me like that, you creepy weirdo 👀 @helloapparel
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Don’t look at me like that, you creepy weirdo 👀 @helloapparel

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I love all the bands we’re lucky enough to work with @hellomerch, but this one really gets me. I’ve been listening to this dude’s music since 1996. So psyched.
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I love all the bands we’re lucky enough to work with @hellomerch, but this one really gets me. I’ve been listening to this dude’s music since 1996. So psyched.

Anyone else see that shadow person in the sky tonight? Just me? Ok cool 👽🖖😱
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Anyone else see that shadow person in the sky tonight? Just me? Ok cool 👽🖖😱

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“Number 9. Then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants. About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire. Everyone of them knew that as time went by they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower, but it's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always umpteen. Your father's giving it diddly-i-dee. District was left having, intended to pay for. Number 9. Who's to know? Who was to know. Number 9. I sustained nothing worse than. Also for example whatever you're doing. A business deal falls through. I informed him on the third night when fortune gives. Number 9. People ride. Ride! Number 9. I've missed all of that. It makes me a few days late. Compared with, like, wow! And weird stuff like that. Taking our sides sometimes. Floral bark. Rouge doctors have brought this specimen. I have nobody's short-cuts, aha. Number 9. With the situation. They are standing still. The plan, the telegram. Ooh ooh. Number 9. Ooh. A man without terrors from beard to false. As the headmaster reported to me. My son he really can try as they do to find function. Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high. And his eyes were low. Alright! Number 9. So the wife called me and we'd better go to see a surgeon. Or whatever to price it. Yellow underclothes. So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all. So I said I'd marry, join the fucking navy and went to sea. In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair. I'm not in the mood for whirling. Um da. Aaah. How? Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping, birds for birding and fish for fishing. Them for themming and when for whimming. Only to find the night-watchman. unaware of his presence in the building. Onion soup. Number 9. Industrial output. Financial imbalance. Thrusting it between his shoulder blades. The Watusi. The Twist. Eldorado. Take this brother, may it serve you well. Maybe it's nothing. Aaah. Maybe it's nothing. What? What? Oh. Maybe even then. Impervious in London. Could be difficult thing. It's quick like rush for peace is because it's so much. It was like being naked. If you became naked.”
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“Number 9. Then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants. About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire. Everyone of them knew that as time went by they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower, but it's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always umpteen. Your father's giving it diddly-i-dee. District was left having, intended to pay for. Number 9. Who's to know? Who was to know. Number 9. I sustained nothing worse than. Also for example whatever you're doing. A business deal falls through. I informed him on the third night when fortune gives. Number 9. People ride. Ride! Number 9. I've missed all of that. It makes me a few days late. Compared with, like, wow! And weird stuff like that. Taking our sides sometimes. Floral bark. Rouge doctors have brought this specimen. I have nobody's short-cuts, aha. Number 9. With the situation. They are standing still. The plan, the telegram. Ooh ooh. Number 9. Ooh. A man without terrors from beard to false. As the headmaster reported to me. My son he really can try as they do to find function. Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high. And his eyes were low. Alright! Number 9. So the wife called me and we'd better go to see a surgeon. Or whatever to price it. Yellow underclothes. So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all. So I said I'd marry, join the fucking navy and went to sea. In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair. I'm not in the mood for whirling. Um da. Aaah. How? Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping, birds for birding and fish for fishing. Them for themming and when for whimming. Only to find the night-watchman. unaware of his presence in the building. Onion soup. Number 9. Industrial output. Financial imbalance. Thrusting it between his shoulder blades. The Watusi. The Twist. Eldorado. Take this brother, may it serve you well. Maybe it's nothing. Aaah. Maybe it's nothing. What? What? Oh. Maybe even then. Impervious in London. Could be difficult thing. It's quick like rush for peace is because it's so much. It was like being naked. If you became naked.”

Anita & Gregg
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Anita & Gregg

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