#hipstercafetoilets Number 1 - The Barry Manilow
First of an occasional series for Fridays.
This one literally scared the s@*t out of me!
Loved the ironic juxtaposition of the pillars of toilet rolls just daring you to tell staff they have run out of bog paper, with the only 70s star not to have been arrested for doing obscene things but still managing to look super creepy as he peers at you taking a taking a leak.
Guaranteed to induce bashful bladder syndrome in even the most macho man - pure psychological mindf*#%!
Congrats to the Urban Shed, a masterpiece of skilful #hipstertoilet planning.
Nice tapestry - unfortunately it's not just bigger than my wall, it's bigger than my house.
I just stood in someone's vomit getting on the Metro only to find they were cancelled in both directions to the Coast, it's hoying down with rain which thankfully cleaned off my boots as it wandered aimlessly round Newcastle trying to find something they call a bus stop. Soaking wet, cold and stuck on a bumpy, smelly bus which goes nowhere near where I live.
But to show you how wonderful and glamorous my life is I will do what everyone else on Instagram does and post a highly filtered photo of Kim Kardashian's arse #goals#mylifeisbetterthanyours