Robert Schopen @schopen

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12 months, two visits to the German Consul, six forms completed and I finally have the last piece of paperwork to send off to decide if I can be #officiallygerman #nobrexitforme #didnthaveanirishgranny
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12 months, two visits to the German Consul, six forms completed and I finally have the last piece of paperwork to send off to decide if I can be #officiallygerman #nobrexitforme #didnthaveanirishgranny

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No one does budget like #ryanair they'll be charging for the toilets next! πŸš½β‚¬10 πŸ˜„#itsnotemirates #dublinagain
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No one does budget like #ryanair they'll be charging for the toilets next! πŸš½β‚¬10 πŸ˜„#itsnotemirates #dublinagain

#hipstercafetoilets Number 1 - The Barry Manilow
First of an occasional series for Fridays.
This one literally scared the s@*t out of me!
Loved the ironic juxtaposition of the pillars of toilet rolls just daring you to tell staff they have run out of bog paper, with the only 70s star not to have been arrested for doing obscene things but still managing to look super creepy as he peers at you taking a taking a leak.

Guaranteed to induce bashful bladder syndrome in even the most macho man - pure psychological mindf*#%!
Congrats to the Urban Shed, a masterpiece of skilful #hipstertoilet planning.
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#hipstercafetoilets Number 1 - The Barry Manilow First of an occasional series for Fridays. This one literally scared the s@*t out of me! Loved the ironic juxtaposition of the pillars of toilet rolls just daring you to tell staff they have run out of bog paper, with the only 70s star not to have been arrested for doing obscene things but still managing to look super creepy as he peers at you taking a taking a leak. Guaranteed to induce bashful bladder syndrome in even the most macho man - pure psychological mindf*#%! Congrats to the Urban Shed, a masterpiece of skilful #hipstertoilet planning.

Crap Hotel Views - The Underground Car Park.
Second in an occasional series of hotels in beautiful locations where the view from my room has been really shit.
#craphotelviews #shitview #beautifulcountrycrapview #shootthearchitect
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Crap Hotel Views - The Underground Car Park. Second in an occasional series of hotels in beautiful locations where the view from my room has been really shit. #craphotelviews #shitview #beautifulcountrycrapview #shootthearchitect

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One son, successfully delivered to #plymouthuni #tidyroomforonce
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One son, successfully delivered to #plymouthuni #tidyroomforonce

Devon countryside #nofilterneeded
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Devon countryside #nofilterneeded

Nice tapestry - unfortunately it's not just bigger than my wall, it's bigger than my house.
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Nice tapestry - unfortunately it's not just bigger than my wall, it's bigger than my house.

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I just stood in someone's vomit getting on the Metro only to find they were cancelled in both directions to the Coast, it's hoying down with rain which thankfully cleaned off my boots as it wandered aimlessly round Newcastle trying to find something they call a bus stop. Soaking wet, cold and stuck on a bumpy, smelly bus which goes nowhere near where I live.

But to show you how wonderful and glamorous my life is I will do what everyone else on Instagram does and post a highly filtered photo of Kim Kardashian's arse #goals #mylifeisbetterthanyours
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I just stood in someone's vomit getting on the Metro only to find they were cancelled in both directions to the Coast, it's hoying down with rain which thankfully cleaned off my boots as it wandered aimlessly round Newcastle trying to find something they call a bus stop. Soaking wet, cold and stuck on a bumpy, smelly bus which goes nowhere near where I live. But to show you how wonderful and glamorous my life is I will do what everyone else on Instagram does and post a highly filtered photo of Kim Kardashian's arse #goals #mylifeisbetterthanyours

When you've got a crap car divert attention by attracting attention πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ #somanystickers #crapcars #whenyoujustdontgiveafuck #pos #cargoals
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When you've got a crap car divert attention by attracting attention πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ #somanystickers #crapcars #whenyoujustdontgiveafuck #pos #cargoals

Cheerio Aunt Pat
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Cheerio Aunt Pat

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Congratulations @jakobschopen on your place at #plymouthuniversity 
So proud you have got so far and all by your own hard work and effort!
So you won't mind if I leave you to shift your stuff the final 420 miles on your own too πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚
#backofbeyond #sevenhourdrive #herebedragons
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Congratulations @jakobschopen on your place at #plymouthuniversity So proud you have got so far and all by your own hard work and effort! So you won't mind if I leave you to shift your stuff the final 420 miles on your own too πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ #backofbeyond #sevenhourdrive #herebedragons

Congratulations @jakobschopen on passing your driving test yesterday - I'm celebrating your achievement, three more pints of porter and you can drive me home for a change tonight πŸ˜‚ #Dublin☘️ #porter
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Congratulations @jakobschopen on passing your driving test yesterday - I'm celebrating your achievement, three more pints of porter and you can drive me home for a change tonight πŸ˜‚ #Dublin☘️ #porter

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