I've waited a long time to come see this beauty. I'm speechless.
Went to the Museum of Science today. Spent 5 hours staring at this wall.
The Eternal Spit-Take of The Sphinx
Celebrating 10 years of marriage at what happens to be our 10th Cirque du Soleil show. #kurios
He almost did it, but this is way better anyway.
I wish I was as committed to my goals as this man. Here's to you, humble Hummer driver, beating your body odor problem in 2016!
What a ridiculous nanny state we live in. Thanks, Obama!
Oh boy oh boy I wonder what's inside!!!