Simple Bar has the best bathroom lights!!! If there was a yelp for bathrooms. I would write the following: Clean, sleek, and modern this bathroom is a work of art. While some come for the bar, and a great bar it is with amazingly friendly staff, enough is not said bathroom. The shiny clean black toilet pulls you into the room. The flushing sounds bring one back to childhood innocence. The black coal walls accentuate the timeless nature of the room. The sleek silver handles of the sink move with grace and ease. However, the true center piece is the mirror light. When I look into it, it's as if my face becomes super high depth and I'm face to face with my humanity and mortality. The mirror reflects my imperfects as well exposing my strengths. Great selfie light ya'll !!!!!!!!! Let me know what the best bathroom you've gone to and why in the comments.
Doing a show next Monday! Sharing the stage with some seriously cool people. DM for deets or tickets or if you feel like going to a trampoline park in the near future.
Doing stand up at a halloween party tonight in Hollywood. If you want the deets DM me. Also if you have any cleaver ideas for what this costume is.. let me know in the comments. What can I say I was young and just grabbed what I could find. I'll just call this "cautious PHD candidate on yacht ". This won't be my costume for tonight #halloween#comedy#comedian#comic
Tomorrow Night I'm going to be preforming at a costume party with some cool bands. If you feel like coming shoot me a DM so I'll be on the lookout for your costume. It's a great crowd last year I got offered financial advise, jujitsu lessons, and learned some cool dance moves!