Gabriella. Gabi. You're so tiny! Daddy wants to keep you safe forever. And he believes training you critical thinking, how to wield swords and bows and blades and guns will help too. Also. You need to learn to fish.
Meanwhile. This kid hams up the camera and gives me this dirty look. Listen lil lady. You waltzed into OUR bed and I WILL morning fart. Like a farting Grandfather clock.