Jordan Tayer @soma

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CCO @TempoStorm_ | @Forbes #30Under30 | Broadcaster @Twitch | twitch.tv/soma

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Happy Thanksgiving!
#YouCanBarelyHearUsButFuckIt
#EatWellFatties!
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Happy Thanksgiving! #YouCanBarelyHearUsButFuckIt #EatWellFatties!

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Tomorrow’s Thanksgiving and I’m fuckin’ stoked! It’s one of my favorite holidays and this year I’ll be in Las Vegas with people I care about. What could be better?!
#ABillionDollarsWouldBeBetter
#JustKiddingILoveMyPeople
#ICantWaitForTheShenanigans
#CosmopolitanLasVegas
#HotStoneMassageTimeBetch
#GoodNight
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Tomorrow’s Thanksgiving and I’m fuckin’ stoked! It’s one of my favorite holidays and this year I’ll be in Las Vegas with people I care about. What could be better?! #ABillionDollarsWouldBeBetter #JustKiddingILoveMyPeople #ICantWaitForTheShenanigans #CosmopolitanLasVegas #HotStoneMassageTimeBetch #GoodNight

Today I present, Samwise! This is a good buddy of mine and he’s super baked and didn’t want to be on camera but I forced him too. ☺️
#FriendshipTime
#SamIs6foot8inches
#HisNickNameIsSamPow
#TuckFrump
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Today I present, Samwise! This is a good buddy of mine and he’s super baked and didn’t want to be on camera but I forced him too. ☺️ #FriendshipTime #SamIs6foot8inches #HisNickNameIsSamPow #TuckFrump

Attempting a stream tonight... I hope my PC holds it together. Wish me luck! twitch.tv/soma
#twitchdottvslashsoma
#ComeHangOut
#IllCryIfItCrashes
#TestStream
#HereWeGo
#StreamGodsShineDownOnMeInFavor
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Attempting a stream tonight... I hope my PC holds it together. Wish me luck! twitch.tv/soma #twitchdottvslashsoma #ComeHangOut #IllCryIfItCrashes #TestStream #HereWeGo #StreamGodsShineDownOnMeInFavor

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It’s so refreshing seeing All Gender Restrooms at the Oracle Arena!
#IEMOakland
#TempoPower
#HadINotFoundThatToiletIWouldHaveDied
#esports
#Equality
#SlayBetches
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It’s so refreshing seeing All Gender Restrooms at the Oracle Arena! #IEMOakland #TempoPower #HadINotFoundThatToiletIWouldHaveDied #esports #Equality #SlayBetches

Back in SF and just in time for some pina colada’s with some cool folks in town for IEM Oakland... Cool stuff is in the works, my sweet precious nerdlings...
#IMissedTheBay
#ItsGoodToBeHome
#TimeForDairyBooze
#MyStomachHatesMe
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Back in SF and just in time for some pina colada’s with some cool folks in town for IEM Oakland... Cool stuff is in the works, my sweet precious nerdlings... #IMissedTheBay #ItsGoodToBeHome #TimeForDairyBooze #MyStomachHatesMe

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Just a little beach stroll with a “friend”. 🌈💅🏽🍆🌭🥕🥖🍌
#LivingLife
#WashedUpSailors
#KappaPride
#YouCompleteMe
@andreyyanyuk
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Just a little beach stroll with a “friend”. 🌈💅🏽🍆🌭🥕🥖🍌 #LivingLife #WashedUpSailors #KappaPride #YouCompleteMe @andreyyanyuk

Totes tired today but here I am! Not feeling to hot but still gotta show my love, my precious babies. ;-)
Have a great night and I’ll up the energy tomorrow. Peace!
#JordyIsSleepy
#LongButProductiveDay
#DinnerSuckedCantLie
#ICantWaitToGoToBed
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Totes tired today but here I am! Not feeling to hot but still gotta show my love, my precious babies. ;-) Have a great night and I’ll up the energy tomorrow. Peace! #JordyIsSleepy #LongButProductiveDay #DinnerSuckedCantLie #ICantWaitToGoToBed

Huntington Beach sure is pretty at sunset! More importantly though, Reynad and I are hanging out on another stream tonight over on his channel (Twitch.TV/Reynad27). You should hang out too. Like, with us I mean. Digitally speaking, of course. See ya soon!
#SunsetsDontActuallyMakeMeCry
#ChillDawgItsJustAGorgeousNaturalOccurrence
#IRLStreamingIsPrettyDamnFun
#PizzaNight
#SlayBetch
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Huntington Beach sure is pretty at sunset! More importantly though, Reynad and I are hanging out on another stream tonight over on his channel (Twitch.TV/Reynad27). You should hang out too. Like, with us I mean. Digitally speaking, of course. See ya soon! #SunsetsDontActuallyMakeMeCry #ChillDawgItsJustAGorgeousNaturalOccurrence #IRLStreamingIsPrettyDamnFun #PizzaNight #SlayBetch

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I’m in Huntington Beach for the week! I’ll be doing an IRL stream soon (next thirty minutes or so) so come hang out with Reynad and I over at twitch.tv/soma. See ya there!
#NightOutOnTheTown
#ItsMondaySoIDoubtWeWillRageItUp
#ManDate
#BoysNite
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I’m in Huntington Beach for the week! I’ll be doing an IRL stream soon (next thirty minutes or so) so come hang out with Reynad and I over at twitch.tv/soma. See ya there! #NightOutOnTheTown #ItsMondaySoIDoubtWeWillRageItUp #ManDate #BoysNite

It’s officially Gay Bar Day because my PC is broken. Slay kweens, YAAAAS!
#AtTheLookOut
#ThatsMyRoommateJoe
#HeHatesChicks
#JustKidding
#Kinda
#IWishMyPCWorked
#IMissGamingButRealLifeIsntSoBad
#LAStreamsStartTomorrow!
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It’s officially Gay Bar Day because my PC is broken. Slay kweens, YAAAAS! #AtTheLookOut #ThatsMyRoommateJoe #HeHatesChicks #JustKidding #Kinda #IWishMyPCWorked #IMissGamingButRealLifeIsntSoBad #LAStreamsStartTomorrow!

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