Sam Rethmeier @srethmeier

I'm put together beautifully Big wet bottle in my fist Big wet rose in my teeth I'm a perfect piece of ass Like every Californian.

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First time at dad’s work...Blaise ate a pop tart, donut and an entire slice of Brioche French toast. #fatty
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First time at dad’s work...Blaise ate a pop tart, donut and an entire slice of Brioche French toast. #fatty

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A lot of emotions. Driving through the canyons, the devastation of the #thomasfire is sobering.
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A lot of emotions. Driving through the canyons, the devastation of the #thomasfire is sobering.

Circa 2010. Look how short my hair is!! Also, Steppenwolf was so cool.
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Circa 2010. Look how short my hair is!! Also, Steppenwolf was so cool.

Half a head is better than none...
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Half a head is better than none...

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#lunch
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#lunch

We got to talk to some firefighters from up north today and sit in their truck. Apparently, they’re going to be stationed out here until after the new year. They also said that at minimum, the #thomasfire would burn 400,000 acres before it’s out. The scope of it all is overwhelming and I find myself overcome with emotion. I’m so grateful for the men and women risking their lives fighting the fire and I’m so deeply saddened by the loss suffered by so many. #venturastrong
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We got to talk to some firefighters from up north today and sit in their truck. Apparently, they’re going to be stationed out here until after the new year. They also said that at minimum, the #thomasfire would burn 400,000 acres before it’s out. The scope of it all is overwhelming and I find myself overcome with emotion. I’m so grateful for the men and women risking their lives fighting the fire and I’m so deeply saddened by the loss suffered by so many. #venturastrong

Stolen from my wife. We’re back home. Thank you for all the the texts, calls and offers of places to stay. The love we felt was overwhelming. The fire has so far avoided our house however we’re just blocks away from mandatory evacuation. Sleeping with one eye open. And air quality is terrible. We’re not even supposed to let the kids run around indoors. #🖕🏾🔥
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Stolen from my wife. We’re back home. Thank you for all the the texts, calls and offers of places to stay. The love we felt was overwhelming. The fire has so far avoided our house however we’re just blocks away from mandatory evacuation. Sleeping with one eye open. And air quality is terrible. We’re not even supposed to let the kids run around indoors. #🖕🏾🔥

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The opposite of good. The Orange is fire. The little circles are hot spots. The arrow is our house. With the winds picking up, its a very real possibility that our house will be in the path. #🙏🏼
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The opposite of good. The Orange is fire. The little circles are hot spots. The arrow is our house. With the winds picking up, its a very real possibility that our house will be in the path. #🏼

To put things in perspective. The yellow is the fire. Our house is the blue dot. And the winds aren’t supposed to die down until Thursday. #🙏🏼
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To put things in perspective. The yellow is the fire. Our house is the blue dot. And the winds aren’t supposed to die down until Thursday. #🏼

This was the last picture I snapped as we left Ventura. The news said the fire was burning at an acre a second...we definitely saw that. Our house is now in a mandatory evacuation zone. To say this is surreal is an understatement.
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This was the last picture I snapped as we left Ventura. The news said the fire was burning at an acre a second...we definitely saw that. Our house is now in a mandatory evacuation zone. To say this is surreal is an understatement.

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“I want one.”
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“I want one.”

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

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