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May the odds be ever in your favour... #SnowInBritain #facepalm
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May the odds be ever in your favour... #SnowInBritain #facepalm

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When your parents tell you who’s going to be there...
#facepalm #420life #saveme #pls #geazy #nolimit #cardib #asap #soldier
Ft. Can you tell I recently burnt my lashes 😂🌿🖕🏻
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When your parents tell you who’s going to be there... #facepalm #420life #saveme #pls #geazy #nolimit #cardib #asap #soldier Ft. Can you tell I recently burnt my lashes 😂🌿🖕🏻

India Vs Sri Lanka, Dharamsala. Let me take and post the pics before the match is over. Witnessing history ;)) #cricket #patheticmatch #facepalm @chayanikaghosh @nanosage
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India Vs Sri Lanka, Dharamsala. Let me take and post the pics before the match is over. Witnessing history ;)) #cricket #patheticmatch #facepalm @chayanikaghosh @nanosage

#juventud #youth #2009 #молодость #facepalm Молодость заканчивается тогда, когда понимаешь, что листки календаря ещё отрываются, а ты уже нет🙈
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#juventud #youth #2009 #молодость #facepalm Молодость заканчивается тогда, когда понимаешь, что листки календаря ещё отрываются, а ты уже нет🙈

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Oh look! It's all the food I left behind in the car instead of taking on my giant-arse audax riden 👏👏👏
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Oh look! It's all the food I left behind in the car instead of taking on my giant-arse audax riden 👏👏👏

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As Ari and I wait for William, I get my time-sheet stamped and it turns out I've barely (not) made the cut-off time 😂
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I'm told I can still ride to the next checkpoint if I want - as it's almost all downhill from here. This makes me super happy! I'm not sag-wagoned...yet! 🤘
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I say I'll wait for William with Ari in the hopes that he can fix her cleat, I can grab my riding snacks and we can both ride to Jamieson.
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So off everyone goes, and Ari and I hang by the milk bar laughing about our days while we play the waiting game...
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So we wait...
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And wait...
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And we have no reception to call William...so we wait some more...
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And then try to call William from a pay-phone but he has no reception so it doesn't go through...
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So the waiting continues...
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---Some hours later ---
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William arrives with Oscar-Roo in tow and all the food goodies you can think of! But no luck in being able to fix Ari's clear situation.
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I'm lightyears behind anyone else now and I don't want to make William drive another 6+ hours just for my sake, so I decide i'll just get a lift back with him and Ari from here.
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And that was the end of the road for me this time. But it was a bloody glorious day!!
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The loose unit lives to adventure another day!
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This was the story of the Jam for Jamieson; an Audax ride of Everesting proportion...and how to not finish it. •
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Story time!! Part 4/4: • As Ari and I wait for William, I get my time-sheet stamped and it turns out I've barely (not) made the cut-off time 😂 • I'm told I can still ride to the next checkpoint if I want - as it's almost all downhill from here. This makes me super happy! I'm not sag-wagoned...yet! 🤘 • I say I'll wait for William with Ari in the hopes that he can fix her cleat, I can grab my riding snacks and we can both ride to Jamieson. • So off everyone goes, and Ari and I hang by the milk bar laughing about our days while we play the waiting game... • So we wait... • And wait... • And we have no reception to call William...so we wait some more... • And then try to call William from a pay-phone but he has no reception so it doesn't go through... • So the waiting continues... ••• ---Some hours later --- ••• • William arrives with Oscar-Roo in tow and all the food goodies you can think of! But no luck in being able to fix Ari's clear situation. • I'm lightyears behind anyone else now and I don't want to make William drive another 6+ hours just for my sake, so I decide i'll just get a lift back with him and Ari from here. • And that was the end of the road for me this time. But it was a bloody glorious day!! • The loose unit lives to adventure another day! • This was the story of the Jam for Jamieson; an Audax ride of Everesting proportion...and how to not finish it. • 💪😜💜🦄🎉😴

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So now I'm counting down kilometers in my head: 'just three more and it flattens for a moment, pedal, pedal, pedal, in one more you need to eat another jelly bean, pedal, pedal, pedal, in five k's there's only ten kilometers to the next checkpoint, pedal, pedal, pedal' 😂 #desperatelyseekingenergy
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I'm 7km from the next checkpoint (where my forgotten food is being couriered - thank you, @williamjetnikoff ! 🙏) and I work out it's all downhill from here! So I fang it! Food, glorious food! Here I come!
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Note: 60km/hr down a sketchy, winding, gravel road I definitely do not recommend, but the loose unit in me takes over and the grin on my face cannot be taken away. 🚵‍♀️💨
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To Woods Point I have arrived, and I'm searching around for where the checkpoint is when I hear a familiar voice.
It's @ariyates !!
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She's broken her cleat and her navigation is dead so she's been waiting for @jetnikoff , too.
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I make a beeline for the park bench covered in food and start shoveling chips, sandwiches, snakes, cokes, all the foodz, into my gob to fill the void the Up has left in my quads.
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The few riders still at the checkpoint this late have all had quite amusing days. Some filled with puncture, after puncture, some with broken cleats, and one goose without food...
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Story time!! Part 3/4: • So now I'm counting down kilometers in my head: 'just three more and it flattens for a moment, pedal, pedal, pedal, in one more you need to eat another jelly bean, pedal, pedal, pedal, in five k's there's only ten kilometers to the next checkpoint, pedal, pedal, pedal' 😂 #desperatelyseekingenergy • I'm 7km from the next checkpoint (where my forgotten food is being couriered - thank you, @williamjetnikoff ! 🙏) and I work out it's all downhill from here! So I fang it! Food, glorious food! Here I come! ••• Note: 60km/hr down a sketchy, winding, gravel road I definitely do not recommend, but the loose unit in me takes over and the grin on my face cannot be taken away. 🚵‍♀️💨 ••• To Woods Point I have arrived, and I'm searching around for where the checkpoint is when I hear a familiar voice. It's @ariyates !! • She's broken her cleat and her navigation is dead so she's been waiting for @jetnikoff , too. • I make a beeline for the park bench covered in food and start shoveling chips, sandwiches, snakes, cokes, all the foodz, into my gob to fill the void the Up has left in my quads. • The few riders still at the checkpoint this late have all had quite amusing days. Some filled with puncture, after puncture, some with broken cleats, and one goose without food...

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I roll into the first checkpoint at Thomson Dam around 8am not realising the checkpoints are timed (👋hello! Butt-head, rookie audaxer!! 🏳). Luckily I just happen to arrive an hour ahead of the cut-off time, so I wolf down a cheese roll, grab a banana and head out of the dam to...more Up. 
50km of it.
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As I leave the dam I'm farewelled with a tongue-in-cheek remark, "enjoy the climb out! 😂".
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I don't think much of it until I get to the dam's exit gate, look down at my Wahoo computer and see: 'gradient:17%'. 🤢
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3km into this section of the ride I really start to regret my slight oversight of not packing any food to keep me fueled between checkpoints.
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It's just steep. And it stays steep.
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Not being able to put any real power into my pedals and not having any food (beyond the sugar-lumps) to refuel my muscles sends me off on a rather amusing but unstoppable downward spiral into limbo.
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It's not until my GPS begins beeping to tell me I'm lost (which I don't question at the time because I am #foreverlost) and I stop to find out where I've gone wrong that I remember the banana in my back pocket!
It's...BANANA TIME!!
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And oh what a glorious time it is!!
I've got some fuel back in my legs, it turns out I'm not lost - its just my GPS losing my signal - and I'm off again!!
That is, until the banana fuel is used up...
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Story time!! Part 2/4: • I roll into the first checkpoint at Thomson Dam around 8am not realising the checkpoints are timed (👋hello! Butt-head, rookie audaxer!! 🏳). Luckily I just happen to arrive an hour ahead of the cut-off time, so I wolf down a cheese roll, grab a banana and head out of the dam to...more Up. 50km of it. • As I leave the dam I'm farewelled with a tongue-in-cheek remark, "enjoy the climb out! 😂". • I don't think much of it until I get to the dam's exit gate, look down at my Wahoo computer and see: 'gradient:17%'. 🤢 • 3km into this section of the ride I really start to regret my slight oversight of not packing any food to keep me fueled between checkpoints. • It's just steep. And it stays steep. • Not being able to put any real power into my pedals and not having any food (beyond the sugar-lumps) to refuel my muscles sends me off on a rather amusing but unstoppable downward spiral into limbo. • It's not until my GPS begins beeping to tell me I'm lost (which I don't question at the time because I am #foreverlost) and I stop to find out where I've gone wrong that I remember the banana in my back pocket! It's...BANANA TIME!! • And oh what a glorious time it is!! I've got some fuel back in my legs, it turns out I'm not lost - its just my GPS losing my signal - and I'm off again!! That is, until the banana fuel is used up...

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my own version of facepalm 😃✋
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my own version of facepalm 😃✋

Story time!! Part 1/4:
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Ya win some, ya lose some. 
You cant win 'em all: this is the story of the Jam for Jamieson; an Audax ride of Everesting proportion.
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Start time: 4am 😴
Length: 322km 😜
Elevation: 7,600m 😬
Time to complete: 20 hours 🙀
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2:26am my first alarm goes off.
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I have slept maybe 1 hour. Excellent.
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(Better than no hours, let's be honest)
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We arrive at the start line and have half an hour to ready our bikes and jam as many weetbix into our faces as we can - how many do you do? I can assure you that morning, i did not do enough.
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With 5 minutes to start I realise I've left all my food in the car (how could Miss Garbage Guts forget the food!?).
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So I'll be riding with whatever just happens to already be in my feed bag: one bag of jelly beans and half a pack of blackberry pastels it is.
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(I'm so good at this 🤘...
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I'm sure I'll work out how to do things right one day...maybe...realistically probably not...
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I actually quite like being a disorganised mess that lives on the fly and just adapts accordingly to the challenges faced).
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The start is fast paced and the group quickly splits in two. I'm in no-mans-land between the two but somehow, with the assistance of some imaginary higher placebo power, I catch the front group and cruise my way to the first "Up".
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We're about 25-ish km in and we transition from flat bitumen to gravel that, as far as my night vision can see, just goes straight up. ⛰
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And it's only up.
Up.
Up.
Up.
For 45km...
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Story time!! Part 1/4: • Ya win some, ya lose some. You cant win 'em all: this is the story of the Jam for Jamieson; an Audax ride of Everesting proportion. • Start time: 4am 😴 Length: 322km 😜 Elevation: 7,600m 😬 Time to complete: 20 hours 🙀 • 2:26am my first alarm goes off. • I have slept maybe 1 hour. Excellent. • (Better than no hours, let's be honest) • We arrive at the start line and have half an hour to ready our bikes and jam as many weetbix into our faces as we can - how many do you do? I can assure you that morning, i did not do enough. • With 5 minutes to start I realise I've left all my food in the car (how could Miss Garbage Guts forget the food!?). • So I'll be riding with whatever just happens to already be in my feed bag: one bag of jelly beans and half a pack of blackberry pastels it is. • (I'm so good at this 🤘... • I'm sure I'll work out how to do things right one day...maybe...realistically probably not... • I actually quite like being a disorganised mess that lives on the fly and just adapts accordingly to the challenges faced). • The start is fast paced and the group quickly splits in two. I'm in no-mans-land between the two but somehow, with the assistance of some imaginary higher placebo power, I catch the front group and cruise my way to the first "Up". • We're about 25-ish km in and we transition from flat bitumen to gravel that, as far as my night vision can see, just goes straight up. ⛰ • And it's only up. Up. Up. Up. For 45km...

Well, hello there!! Check out my harrowing tale in the insta-story I just recorded - I've definitely learned that good opportunities are missed when you're a hot mess and I would love it if you guys would share an opportunity you feel you missed because you didn't have YOUR shit together… #momlife #girlboss #facepalm #letslearnfromeachother #nojudgementzone
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Well, hello there!! Check out my harrowing tale in the insta-story I just recorded - I've definitely learned that good opportunities are missed when you're a hot mess and I would love it if you guys would share an opportunity you feel you missed because you didn't have YOUR shit together… #momlife #girlboss #facepalm #letslearnfromeachother #nojudgementzone

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🤦🏼‍♂️ 🤦🏼‍♀️ Why oh why oh why #facepalm #bruh #areyouforreal #facebook #rip #whenyoutryyourbestbutyoudontsucceed
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🤦🏼‍♂️ 🤦🏼‍♀️ Why oh why oh why #facepalm #bruh #areyouforreal #facebook #rip #whenyoutryyourbestbutyoudontsucceed

My office was recently hit by burglars. Twice. In one week!! #facepalm. So guess which #gingerbreadhouse making #teambuilding effort took the top prize in a recent office competition? The one which had tiny burglars with a bunch of stolen laptops in front of a branded gingerbread house! For what it’s worth ... I am slightly proud of being a part, albeit an aloof part, of the winning team! 😄 #nyc #christmasiscoming #holidaycheer #corporatekinks
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My office was recently hit by burglars. Twice. In one week!! #facepalm. So guess which #gingerbreadhouse making #teambuilding effort took the top prize in a recent office competition? The one which had tiny burglars with a bunch of stolen laptops in front of a branded gingerbread house! For what it’s worth ... I am slightly proud of being a part, albeit an aloof part, of the winning team! 😄 #nyc #christmasiscoming #holidaycheer #corporatekinks

when you’re talking baseball with someone and they call them “points” instead of runs. #facepalm
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when you’re talking baseball with someone and they call them “points” instead of runs. #facepalm

Taupo 70.3 unveils new swim location..? #ironman #duathlon #facepalm
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Taupo 70.3 unveils new swim location..? #ironman #duathlon #facepalm

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Giving new meaning to the word facepalm 🤦‍♀️ #sotired
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Giving new meaning to the word facepalm 🤦‍♀️ #sotired

Today, I sold a coat to a member of the New York Jets. I was super excited to meet a professional football player!

My friends, of course, were likewise thrilled for me. 🙈😑🙄#therearenowords #facepalm #drakeandjoshtrybeingrealadults #fiveyearsofbadjokes
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Today, I sold a coat to a member of the New York Jets. I was super excited to meet a professional football player! My friends, of course, were likewise thrilled for me. 🙈😑🙄#therearenowords #facepalm #drakeandjoshtrybeingrealadults #fiveyearsofbadjokes

When you think things are going swell. 😆

#supermarioworld #nintendo #snesclassic #glitch #facepalm #justnerdthings #ragequit
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When you think things are going swell. 😆 #supermarioworld #nintendo #snesclassic #glitch #facepalm #justnerdthings #ragequit

When you wanna lift but yo homie has other plans.🏋️‍♂️🙅‍♂️🤷‍♂️🍑 #FacePalm #ButtFace #LiftThatWeightsBro #BroCode #9gag #BoysWillBeBoys #FriendsShenanigans #HomeBoys
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When you wanna lift but yo homie has other plans.🏋️‍♂️🙅‍♂️🤷‍♂️🍑 #FacePalm #ButtFace #LiftThatWeightsBro #BroCode #9gag #BoysWillBeBoys #FriendsShenanigans #HomeBoys

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#простотаквышло или - Андрей Дмитриевич, можно я стихийно в отпуск уйду? - Это как? - Ну вот увижу что-то подходящее и уйду. Когда я теперь смогу это сделать - неизвестно ведь.
- Хм.. лаааадно. Только возвращайся до 20ого, кто будет подарки принимать 😅
#утродоброе #сонноеутро #facepalm #алинаавантюристка #worldtraveler #alinaexplorer #8странзагод
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#постотаквышло или - Андрей Дмитриевич, можно я стихийно в отпуск уйду? - Это как? - Ну вот увижу что-то подходящее и уйду. Когда я теперь смогу это сделать - неизвестно ведь. - Хм.. лаааадно. Только возвращайся до 20ого, кто будет подарки принимать 😅 #утодоброе #сонноеуто #facepalm #алинаавантюистка #worldtraveler #alinaexplorer #8станзагод

What kind of destruction is this? #tawog #no #why #facepalm
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What kind of destruction is this? #tawog #no #why #facepalm

Apparently, hoop training meant something different to him. It is when you use hoop parts as pig tusks and strut like a #LoverBOAR #Clingskeeng #PotBelliedPig #FacePalm #WerkItBabe 😂😅🤔😕🐷🐖🐗🕴💃🙈
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Apparently, hoop training meant something different to him. It is when you use hoop parts as pig tusks and strut like a #LoverBOAR #Clingskeeng #PotBelliedPig #FacePalm #WerkItBabe 😂😅🤔😕🐷🐖🐗🕴💃🙈

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Yes this is real yes it is a Trump spawn and yes he comes in 4 different bear races @realdonaldtrump please tell me this wasn’t your idea #trump #trumpybear #facepalm
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Yes this is real yes it is a Trump spawn and yes he comes in 4 different bear races @realdonaldtrump please tell me this wasn’t your idea #trump #trumpybear #facepalm

“Best companion - My Sister”
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“Best companion - My Sister”

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Just going to put this here....#truth #irony #wtf #facepalm #sigh 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Just going to put this here....#truth #irony #wtf #facepalm #sigh 🤦🏻‍♀️

Emily's meltdown was enough to make me and Santa facepalm 😂 #Santa #merrychristmas #tistheseason #notafan #facepalm
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Emily's meltdown was enough to make me and Santa facepalm 😂 #Santa #merrychristmas #tistheseason #notafan #facepalm

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Эксперимент от @ivan_dabro на новую песню рэпера Скруджи - "РукаЛицо". Позитива вам в ленту!)
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#dabro #эксперимент #РукаЛицо #facepalm #blackstar #тимати #cover #remix #скруджи #кавер #ремикс #блэкстар #музыка #прикол #приколы #дабро #москва #moskow #казань #kazan #blackstarmafia #рэп #тнт #пустьговорят #дневникхача #вдудь #rap #музтв #рутв #trap
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Эксперимент от @ivan_dabro на новую песню рэпера Скруджи - "РукаЛицо". Позитива вам в ленту!) • • • #dabro #экспеимент #РукаЛицо #facepalm #blackstar #тимати #cover #remix #скуджи #каве #емикс #блэкста #музыка #пикол #пиколы #дабо #москва #moskow #казань #kazan #blackstarmafia #эп #тнт #пустьговоят #дневникхача #вдудь #rap #музтв #утв #trap

If you think I'm bad... #thesekidstho #Houston #comedy #facepalm
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If you think I'm bad... #thesekidstho #Houston #comedy #facepalm

*facepalm*
#facepalm #wtf
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*facepalm* #facepalm #wtf

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Its so nice to see that even the demons of hell suffer great moments of embarrassment. #doh #thesuffering #jesuswept #nailporn #hellraiser #pinhead #facepalm #dougbradley #horrorfan #horrormovies
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Its so nice to see that even the demons of hell suffer great moments of embarrassment. #doh #thesuffering #jesuswept #nailporn #hellraiser #pinhead #facepalm #dougbradley #horrorfan #horrormovies

This is the face of a kid that just ate a fondant detail that I need for a cake being picked up tomorrow... #facepalm #canthelpbutlaugh #canthelpbutcry #help #toddlerlife
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This is the face of a kid that just ate a fondant detail that I need for a cake being picked up tomorrow... #facepalm #canthelpbutlaugh #canthelpbutcry #help #toddlerlife

Let's communicate with memes. They're a good way to show love and have fun 😂💜🌝
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I'm not disrespecting Linkin Park by creating memes. I just wanna make any of you happier 💜
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@linkinpark | @chesterbe | @phoenixlp | @mrjoehahn | @braddelson | @m_shinoda | #linkinpark | #lp | #LP | #chesterbennington | #mikeshinoda | #davefarrell | #joehahn | #robbourdon | #braddelson | #linkinparkfans | #lpfans | #linkinparkforever | #lpsoldiers | #lpmemes | #memes | #funnylinkinpark | #fun | #makechesterproud | #fuckdepression | #facepalm | #soldiers | #forever | #love
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Let's communicate with memes. They're a good way to show love and have fun 😂💜🌝 . . 🔴READ🔴 I'm not disrespecting Linkin Park by creating memes. I just wanna make any of you happier 💜 . . 🌚tags🌝 @linkinpark | @chesterbe | @phoenixlp | @mrjoehahn | @braddelson | @m_shinoda | #linkinpark | #lp | #LP | #chesterbennington | #mikeshinoda | #davefarrell | #joehahn | #robbourdon | #braddelson | #linkinparkfans | #lpfans | #linkinparkforever | #lpsoldiers | #lpmemes | #memes | #funnylinkinpark | #fun | #makechesterproud | #fuckdepression | #facepalm | #soldiers | #forever | #love

This photo is taken 5 min after starting to take pictures with the dogs.... #facepalm
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This photo is taken 5 min after starting to take pictures with the dogs.... #facepalm

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