Bartender: "How many glasses would you like for your Pimm's jug?"
Me: "One."

Bartender: "How many glasses would you like for your Pimm's jug?" Me: "One."

3 Comments
@matthewmazurkiewicz
One straw..no glass needed
@tikidoll
@matthewmazurkiewicz It was only that the straws weren't long enough.